Todo: Help Save Humanity And Marry The Tall Girl

Developer life Jira Sprint planning Procrastination Priorities Anime Todo Task management Fantasy

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Todo: Help Save Humanity And Marry The Tall Girl

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Oh. My. GOD. The absolute AUDACITY of developers to put "save humanity" and "marry tall girl" on the SAME TODO list! 💀

Like honey, you can't even remember to remove those console.log() statements before pushing to production, but sure, SAVING THE ENTIRE HUMAN RACE is just another ticket in your Jira board. Right next to your anime-inspired romantic fantasies!

The true tragedy is that both tasks will sit there for eternity, getting pushed to "next sprint" until the heat death of the universe. Just like that refactoring task from 2019. YOU KNOW THE ONE.

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