Cirno's Perfect Git Class!

The infamous Linus Torvalds, creator of Linux, smiling after one of his legendary rants about code quality, with the caption "Sorry about the rant" - followed by Obi-Wan Kenobi saying "That's... why I'm here." Let's be honest, Linus's brutal code reviews and profanity-laden emails are basically open source's version of appointment television. The man once told NVIDIA "f*** you" with a middle finger on camera. His rants aren't bugs—they're features. We don't attend his talks for the technical insights; we're there for the verbal carnage. The rest of us mere mortals have to be diplomatic about garbage code. Meanwhile, Linus gets to live the dream of saying exactly what every tech lead is thinking when they see nested if statements seven levels deep.

This meme is the Git workflow version of the "Avengers Assemble" moment! It's showcasing the holy quartet of Git best practices that, when combined, create repository nirvana: First panel: Creating a branch for every feature - the organized developer who keeps things tidy and isolated. So civilized! Second panel: One commit does one thing - the minimalist who refuses to bundle 47 unrelated changes into a single "fixed stuff" commit. Revolutionary concept! Third panel: Rebasing before merge - the sophisticated developer who keeps the commit history cleaner than their apartment before their crush visits. Fourth panel: Force pushing... wait, WHAT? That's the chaotic evil teammate who rewrites history with the subtlety of a sledgehammer. But hey, at least they're doing it to their own feature branch (hopefully). Together they form Captain Clean Git - defender of readable commit histories and savior of code reviews everywhere!

Ah, the ancient hieroglyphics of code written before the holiday break. You stare at it like an archaeologist trying to decipher a dead language. "Who wrote this?" you wonder, before checking git blame and realizing it was you... three weeks ago. The coffee isn't strong enough for this level of amnesia. Your brain has completely purged all context about what the hell you were thinking when you wrote that nested ternary operator. Just approve it and type "LGTM" (Looks Good To Me), because honestly, who even remembers how this codebase works anymore?

Corporate espionage at its finest. Imagine hiring developers from your competitor only to discover they've been secretly committing garbage code to your repos. The anime facepalm perfectly captures that moment when you realize the "talent acquisition" was actually a Trojan horse operation. The Japanese "計画" (keikaku) in the title translates to "plan" - a nod to the classic anime meme "all according to keikaku," because nothing says strategic sabotage like unnecessarily using Japanese terms in your evil plotting.

Eight years of architecture decisions, three frameworks, and countless refactors... all resting on that one script Jerry wrote during his internship in 2016 that nobody understands but somehow keeps the entire billing system alive. The script that runs at 3 AM every Tuesday from his personal Raspberry Pi under his desk that he forgot to mention when he left for Google. The script that finally decided today was the day to give up. The technical debt collectors have arrived, and they're not accepting payment plans.

When your colleague asks about your Pull Request and you casually mention you were "vibe coding" while the stats show +93 lines added, -38,918 lines deleted. That's not coding to a vibe—that's coding during an existential crisis. Nothing says "I'm totally fine" like obliterating 38K lines of code on a Tuesday afternoon. Management will definitely not notice this minor refactoring.