The Fiery Gates Of Game Development Hell

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The Fiery Gates Of Game Development Hell

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THE ETERNAL FLAMES OF GAME DEVELOPMENT HELL! First panel: innocent beginner opens door to gamedev, blissfully unaware of the INFERNO waiting inside. Second panel: the twin demons of "actually making your game" and "building a portfolio" lurk in the fiery abyss, ready to consume your soul and free time. But the REAL horror? Third panel: abandoning ALL responsibilities at 4AM because you're being dragged away by the most demonic temptation of all - watching random anime until sunrise! The cycle of productivity destruction is COMPLETE! Your dreams of becoming the next gaming mogul? CREMATED in the fires of procrastination!

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