You Have Critical Vulnerabilities

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You Have Critical Vulnerabilities

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The AUDACITY of npm! You literally just typed npm init and suddenly your pristine, innocent, COMPLETELY EMPTY project is RIDDLED with 17 vulnerabilities?! THE DRAMA! It's like buying a brand new car and immediately getting a notification that your non-existent engine is about to explode. Thanks npm, for giving me trust issues before I've even written a single line of code! The smug cat face is literally all of us trying to smile through the pain while our dependency hell begins before the project even exists. 💀

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