Let’s recruit him..

[text] A QA Tester walks into a bar He orders a beer. He orders 3 beers. He orders 2976412836 beers. He orders 0 beers. He orders 1 beer. He orders q beers. He orders nothing. El ordena una cerveza. He orders a deer. He tries to leave without paying. He starts ordering a beer then throws himself through the window half way through. He orders a beer gets his receipt then tries to go back. He orders a beer goes to the door of the bar throws a handful of cookies into the street then goes back to the bar to see if the barmaid still recognises him. He orders a beer and watches very carefully while the barmaid puts his order into the till to make sure nothing in his request got lost along the way. He starts ordering a beer and tries to talk the barmaid into handing over her personal details. He orders a beer sneaks into the back turns off the power to the till and waits to see how the barmaid reacts and what she says to him. He orders a beer while calling in thousands of robots to order a beer at exactly the same time.