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Someone asked what programming languages polyglots dream in, and the answer "JavaScript" got absolutely demolished with the most savage correction of all time. Because let's be real, nobody is out here having sweet dreams about type coercion, undefined is not a function, and the fact that [] + {} somehow equals "[object Object]" while {} + [] equals 0. JavaScript doesn't visit your dreams—it breaks into your subconscious at ungodly hours, whispers "NaN === NaN is false" in your ear, and leaves you questioning your entire existence. The language where adding an array to an object makes perfect sense to absolutely nobody, but here we are, building the entire internet with it anyway. Sweet dreams are made of these? More like cold sweats and existential dread.

Content Quantum Bogo Sort QuantumBogoSort a quantum sorting algorithm which can sort any list in O(1), using the "many worlds" interpretation of quantum mechanics. It works as follows: 1. Quantumly randomise the list, such that there is no way of knowing what order the list is in until it is observed. This will divide the universe into O(n!) universes; however, the division has no cost, as it happens constantly anyway. 2. If the list is not sorted, destroy the universe. (This operation is left as an exercise to the reader.) 3. All remaining universes contain lists which are sorted.

Content Me Realising I have to implement a complex feature from scratch Writes the code within a day The code works perfectly in the first try The code also covers edge cases that I didn't even know existed Realize some random library implementing that complex feature already exists Ber Bernie Berni Ber

FIVE TABS?! FIVE?!?! *clutches RAM dramatically* Are you TRYING to insult the entire developer community?! The audacity of suggesting we limit ourselves to a mere FIVE Chrome tabs is the most ridiculous thing I've heard since someone said "this code will work on the first try." Every self-respecting developer needs AT LEAST 47 Stack Overflow tabs, 12 documentation pages, 8 GitHub issues, 3 YouTube tutorials, and that one tab with the solution you found 3 weeks ago but were too afraid to close. Chrome eating 16GB of RAM isn't a bug—it's a lifestyle choice, darling! 💅

The AUDACITY of adding ONE more feature to perfectly working code! 😱 The top shows a nice, clean intersection that actually functions—your beautiful code handling 1000 things flawlessly. Then some product manager whispers "just one tiny addition" and BOOM—your codebase transforms into that horrifying spaghetti junction nightmare below! It's like building a perfect house of cards and then someone decides to add a ceiling fan. THIS is why developers drink coffee by the gallon and scream internally during sprint planning. That single +1 feature unleashes chaos that would make Lovecraft weep.

Content YOUR CODE IS WITHOUT A DOUBT THE WORST I HAVE EVER RUN WEB DEVELOPER BUT IT DOES RUN