Tariffs On JavaScript Imports

Imagine a world where JavaScript developers have to pay a 20% tax every time they write import! The economy would collapse faster than a poorly structured promise chain.

The fake news chyron brilliantly mocks our dependency-addicted ecosystem where importing half the npm registry for a simple "Hello World" app is standard practice. Meanwhile, that chaos() function perfectly represents what would happen to the dev community if we actually had to pay for our import habits.

I'm just waiting for the black market npm packages and the underground import smuggling rings to form. "Psst, kid... want some lodash functions? First one's free."