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The Evolution Of Dependency Management Excuses

The Evolution Of Dependency Management Excuses
The evolution of dependency management excuses is just *chef's kiss*. First we pretend it's a calculated technical decision. Then we admit we're just lazy. But that final panel? Pure gold. "LLMs don't understand it yet" is the new "works on my machine." Nothing like blaming AI for your technical debt while your package.json looks like a digital archaeological dig site. Meanwhile, your junior dev is quietly running "npm audit fix" in production.

Coding In Java Script Framework

codingInJavaScriptFramework | coding-memes, javascript-memes, java-memes, node-memes, node modules-memes, framework-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Coding in JavaScript frameworks GEAI GL 12GB Node modules My App, 50KB

My Mood In Node Js

myMoodInNodeJs | node-memes, nodejs-memes, production-memes, product-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
[text] NodeJs in a NodeJs in toy project production

The Current Job Market

theCurrentJobMarket | html-memes, css-memes, javascript-memes, software-memes, java-memes, linux-memes, engineer-memes, software engineer-memes, ux-memes, aws-memes, try-memes, node-memes, nodejs-memes, security-memes, sql-memes, angular-memes, spring-memes, mongodb-memes, typescript-memes, bash-memes, docker-memes, selenium-memes, maven-memes, jenkins-memes, mongo-memes, springboot-memes, c#-memes, gcp-memes, ide-memes, ML-memes, terraform-memes, nosql-memes, ci/cd-memes, kubernetes-memes, cs-memes, graph-memes, graphql-memes, tcp-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
[text] 2020 Company We hope you have a pulse because were about to pay you 100k and teach you everything you need to know Me Yay Im a software engineer 2024 Company You must know SQL Java Kubernetes Docker AWS Terraform Jenkins CICD C ServiceNow NoSQL GraphQL Typescript Spring SpringBoot Selenium Maven JUnit Javascript Jest NodeJS MongoDB Angular HTML CSS TCP IP Linux Virtualization TLS GCP Bash have active security clearance masters degree CS or related field and mi um 10 years of experience. Please provide cover letter academic transcript and 3 professional references. Posted now. Entry level role 22.50hr. 800 applications job expired. made with mematic

That Classic Nodejs Uhhh Moment

thatClassicNodejsUhhhMoment | errors-memes, node-memes, nodejs-memes, api-memes, class-memes, error-memes, fix-memes, IT-memes, comment-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Open fs Promises API 160 ysulyma opened this issue on Apr 30, 2019 4 comments May be fixed by 173 Frikster commented on Oct 19, 2023 fs-extra has promises and uses graceful-fs under the hood. A third-party library fixing and using a third-party one that fixes a native one. fs-extra adds file system methods that aren't included in the native fs module and adds promise support to the fs methods. It also uses graceful-fs to prevent EMFILE errors. It should be a drop in replacement for fs. Stay tuned and soon there will be a problem with fs-extra that means it will cease to be a drop in replacement for fs . So then we'll need a third-party library that fixes and uses a third-party library that fixes and uses a third-party library to fix fs . A library being a drop-in replacement for a library that was supposed to be a drop-in replacement for a built-in library which should've worked in the first place Node.is ecosysten

How to save the princess using 8 programming languages

How to save the princess using 8 programming languages | programming-memes, javascript-memes, php-memes, java-memes, stackoverflow-memes, stack-memes, program-memes, try-memes, node-memes, version-memes, express-memes, overflow-memes, production-memes, c#-memes, query-memes, language-memes, framework-memes, product-memes, programming language-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content BUT ThE PRINCESS! HOW TO SAVE THE PRINCESS BY O toggl USING 8 PROGRAMMING Goon SquAD LANGUAGES YOU HAVE JAVASCRIPT YoU SPEnD HOUrS PICKING LIBRARIES SETTING UP NODE BUILDING A FRAME WORK FOR THE CASTLE. BY THE TIME YoUrE FINIShED WITH THE FRAMEWORK THE FORT HAS BEEN ABANDONED AND THE PRINCESS HAS MOVED TO ANOTHER CASTLE YOU HAVE YOU HAVE A LIBRARY FOR A CASTLE A LIBRARY FOR THE PRINCESS - CHARGE! YOU RESCUE THE PRINCESS HER DOG, HER ENTIRE WARDROBE EVERYTHING SHE HAS EVER EATEN... FUCK - DID FORGET NULL -TERMINATOR YOU HAVE C YOU SPEND HOURS TRYING TO EXPRESS THE ENTIRE RESCUE IN A SINGLE LINQ QUERY YOU GIVE UP AND GO TO STACKOVERFLOW TO HAVE JON SKEET RESCUE THE PRINCESS FOR YOU. YoU HAVE JAVA YoU QUICKLY DEPLOY THE RESCUE TO PRODUCTION YOU DISCOVER YOU'vE LOADED TWO VERSIONS OF THE CASTLE BUT NO PRINCESS YoU HAVE LISP YoU HaVE Go WE DON'T SUPPORT FREEING CAPTURED PRINCESSES, WE ALREADY HAVE THESE FREE PRINCESSES IN THE STANDARD LIBR... ... WAIT, IS THIS THE PRINCESS FROM THE JAVA PANEL YOU HAVE PASCAL YOU DECLARE YOUR PRINCESS CASTLE RESCUE PLAN THEN YOU GO FOR A DRINK FORGET ABOUT THE IMPLEMENTATION YoU HAVE PuP YOU HaVE TO reScUE THE PRiNCESS... IN PHP.. MART VIRKUS '6 toggl

But Is It Scalable

butIsItScalable | node-memes, scala-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content kube cluster with 20 nodes, 4 vCPUs each, autoscaling turned on your app with 12 users

Learn These Java Frameworks Guys

learnTheseJavaFrameworksGuys | programming-memes, developer-memes, java-memes, stack-memes, program-memes, react-memes, node-memes, node.js-memes, angular-memes, spring-memes, list-memes, spring boot-memes, js-memes, bootstrap-memes, language-memes, framework-memes, full stack-memes, full-stack-memes, programming language-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content 5 Top Java Full Stack Frameworks There are many frameworks for developers to work with. However, you should know the best ones for the Java programming language. Here's a list of the top 5 frameworks you should learn if you want to become a Java full-stack developer. 1. Spring Boot 2. React JS 3. Angular 4. Node.js 5. Bootstrap

that is some dedication to esc :q

that is some dedication to esc :q | android-memes, node-memes, visual studio-memes, android studio-memes, ios-memes, eclipse-memes, cli-memes, ecli-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content MonoDevelop CRAIC Android Studios. Visual Studio Communiti TUFA NEw Pvchalin USt6ode Eclipse Noteban: Is that all you need? Yes.

I Just Learned About Pkey Syscalls In Node

iJustLearnedAboutPkeySyscallsInNode | node-memes, node modules-memes, production-memes, front-end-memes, product-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content EXIT 159 production Front-end node modules

Are Jsdevs Actually Sane

areJSDevsActuallySane | javascript-memes, java-memes, test-memes, node-memes, devs-memes, regex-memes, object-memes, js-memes, ML-memes, console-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Post Eloff eloffd 18h Oh JavaScript... Can someone explain this one to me? index.js X 1 console. log (new RegExp (). test ( 'mom')) ; 2 console. log (new RegExp () . test ('dad")) true false Default: node index.js X 151 17 214 1.8K th 378K " I t7 Sean Baxter reposted reluctant dwarf WillIAmLegend If someone wants a serious answer: 1. O gets converted to '(object Object' by JS 2. square brackets means "match any single character within the brackets" 3. "mom" matches the "o", but "dad" doesn't match any of the characters in "obiect Obiect" 2:23 AM Mar 20, 2024 19.7K Views 20 1734 1.1K 65

Node Young Virginity

nodeYoungVirginity | node-memes, node.js-memes, release-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Young male virginity on the rise Share of men under age 30 who report zero female sex partners since they turned 18. 60 50 50 40 40 Node.js Released 34 30 30 27 g 20 10 7 1989 2008 2018 2020 2022 2023 2024 Source: General Social Survey THE WASHINGTON POST