The Six Circles Of Loop Hell

bad code Game development For loops Time-complexity Nested loops All-nighter coding Indentation hell Code regret

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The Six Circles Of Loop Hell

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Ah, nothing says "I was definitely sober and making good decisions" like nesting 6 for-loops into oblivion. This masterpiece of indentation is what happens when caffeine replaces blood in your circulatory system at 2AM.

That beautiful staircase of closing brackets is basically the developer's version of those Russian nesting dolls, except each one contains a slightly more confused version of yourself.

The best part? That O(n⁶) time complexity is going to run so slowly that you'll have time to rethink your entire career before it finishes executing. It's not a bug, it's a built-in meditation feature!

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