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Junior dev discovers Jest mocking and suddenly thinks they're a testing god because they made 2+3=5 pass by... mocking the math module. Yeah, let's just mock away the entire function we're supposed to be testing. What's next, mocking the test itself?
This is peak "I wrote tests" energy without understanding that mocking add to return 5 when testing if add(2, 3) equals 5 is like bringing your own answer key to an exam. You're not testing your code, you're just... lying to yourself with extra steps.
The hiring manager looking at this portfolio is having a Dipper Pines moment realizing this "100% test coverage" is completely worthless. But hey, at least the tests are green! 🎉
