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I Honestly Don't Know What I Was Thinking

I Honestly Don't Know What I Was Thinking
Oh. My. GOD. The AUDACITY of our past selves! ๐Ÿ’€ What seemed like a BRILLIANT idea at 2 AM ("Let's just add a simple history feature so users can undo operations!") turns into an existential crisis when you realize you've opened a Pandora's box of race conditions and theoretical nightmares. Your brain literally SPLITS IN TWO - part of you is like "this is fine, just a quick feature" while the other part is DROWNING in the horrifying reality that you've just volunteered to rewrite half your database architecture for what was supposed to be a "20 minute adventure." And the worst part? Future you will look back at this code and wonder what kind of DERANGED LUNATIC wrote it. Spoiler alert: it was you. It was ALWAYS you.

The Six Circles Of Loop Hell

The Six Circles Of Loop Hell
Ah, nothing says "I was definitely sober and making good decisions" like nesting 6 for-loops into oblivion. This masterpiece of indentation is what happens when caffeine replaces blood in your circulatory system at 2AM. That beautiful staircase of closing brackets is basically the developer's version of those Russian nesting dolls, except each one contains a slightly more confused version of yourself. The best part? That O(nโถ) time complexity is going to run so slowly that you'll have time to rethink your entire career before it finishes executing. It's not a bug, it's a built-in meditation feature!