The Eternal JavaScript Rabbit Hole

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The Eternal JavaScript Rabbit Hole

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That ambitious learning roadmap you made when starting out? Pure fantasy. Three years later and you're still trying to figure out why your promise chain is returning undefined. The JavaScript rabbit hole has no bottom - just increasingly bizarre ways to shoot yourself in the foot. Meanwhile, those other languages you planned to learn are collecting dust in your bookmarks folder labeled "Weekend Projects" since 2019.

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