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BEHOLD! The great programming popularity contest in its purest form! The "if-else" booth is SWARMED with desperate developers waiting in line like it's Black Friday for the last PS5, while the "switch case" booth sits there looking like the unpopular kid at prom who's been ghosted by their date. The AUDACITY! The DRAMA! The absolute TRAGEDY of it all! Switch case is literally RIGHT THERE offering better performance for multiple conditions, but nooooo, everyone's obsessed with their precious if-else statements like they're giving away free pizza. This is why we can't have nice code, people! 💅

Job listings these days are basically a tech buzzword bingo card. Left side: backend technologies like Postgres, Kafka, Kubernetes. Right side: frontend stack with React, Vue, and Tailwind. And recruiters? They want you to be an expert in all of it . The painful truth every developer knows: companies post "entry-level" positions requiring mastery of 15 different technologies, 8 years of experience, and probably the ability to refactor legacy code while blindfolded. Meanwhile, the actual job is maintaining a CRUD app from 2012. The cherry on top? The salary is "competitive" – which translates to "we'll pay you half what you're worth but hey, we have free snacks in the break room!"

THE ETERNAL STRUGGLE IS REAL! 😭 Day 1 or Year 10 of programming, we're ALL still Googling "regex for email validation" like it's some mystical incantation that NO ONE can possibly memorize! The universe will collapse into a heat death before any developer actually writes regex from memory. It's the programming equivalent of forgetting your anniversary - inevitable and slightly shameful, but completely universal. The only difference between junior and senior devs? Seniors have bookmarked the Stack Overflow answer!

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