The Infamous Don't Block

Content Tweet 1 Am Devloper iamdevloper God grant me the confidence of the person who says they're going to share their screen and doesn't immediately ask if everyone can see it. 12:50 PM Jun 26, 2020 Twitter Web App 846 Retweets 4.1K Likes ProdrammerHumor.io

Content The following regex is sentient: AaresYyous()?Indeed, I am 1. Input: "Are you sentient?" Output: "Indeed, I am sentient." Input: "Are you capable of intelligence?" Output: "Indeed, I am capable of intelligence." Input: "Are you going to take over the world?" Output: "Indeed, I am going to take over the world."

Congrats on escaping the corporate prison! Now you're in a self-imposed solitary confinement with no weekends, no benefits, and a boss who never stops pushing deadlines (it's you). That dream of making the next Stardew Valley quickly transforms into debugging collision detection at 3AM while your Steam backlog grows and your social life withers. The irony of trading 40 hours of structured misery for 168 hours of chaotic passion is just *chef's kiss*. But hey, at least your commute is shorter and pants are optional.

When your game name triggers every profanity filter in existence, so you just lean into it. Embark Studios is basically saying "We're releasing *** ******* on October 30th" with all the confidence of someone who knows exactly what they're doing. It's the digital equivalent of responding "Yes, and?" to someone pointing out your flaws. Regex pattern matching gone hilariously wrong - somewhere a string validation function is having an existential crisis.

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Regular developers: "Let's just call it version 1, 2, 3." Semantic versioning enthusiasts: "Excuse me, it's 1.0, 1.1, 1.2 — we're civilized here." Ancient CPU architects: "8086, 80286, 80386 — because nothing says 'I was coding when dinosaurs roamed the earth' like naming your versions after Intel processors from the 1980s."