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The most honest developer resume you'll ever see! This is basically every junior developer's portfolio when they apply for that "5 years experience required" job. Nothing screams "hire me" quite like a Hello World app, the legendary Test App that definitely works 60% of the time, and the crown jewel—Untitled Project, which was absolutely going to revolutionize the industry before the developer got distracted by a new JavaScript framework. The holy trinity of "trust me, I'm a programmer."

The inevitable hipster-ification of web development has arrived. Just like artisanal coffee shops charging $9 for "hand-poured" water, we'll soon have developers selling "organic, handwritten, non-AI websites" at premium prices. Next they'll be telling us their HTML is free-range and their CSS was harvested during a full moon. Can't wait for the "small-batch, locally-sourced JavaScript" trend to hit.

The first boss battle in programming isn't writing code—it's getting your development environment to work. Nothing quite captures the soul-crushing despair of spending 4 hours trying to install dependencies only to be greeted with ModuleNotFound errors. You haven't even written a single line of actual code yet, but somehow you're already debugging cryptic error messages that might as well be written in ancient Sumerian. The tears are completely justified when your Saturday night plans transform from "build a cool app" to "desperately copy-pasting error messages into Stack Overflow until 3AM."

Content Self-driving Car Hits Robot Dog. JavaScript's NaN likely culprit. In a bizarre accident, a Tesla self-driving car hit a Boston Dynamics robot dog on a quiet suburban street. The car's driverless software is being blamed for the accident, as it failed to properly cast a string to a number, causing the car to believe the dog was a car from a competing manufacturer, which must be at all times engaged in a high- speed race to see who's best. We spoke to the car's manufacturer, who told us they are "working hard to fix the issue." "We should have migrated to TypeScript ages ago, but Bob from HR became a parent last summer and had been asking for a raise ever since," said the manufacturer. "We just couldn't justify the cost." "We never thought this would happen," they added. "NaN is, by definition, not a number, so we never thought it would be possible for nothing to cause something to happen. That's not the Christian way." The robot dog, for its part, was reportedly unharmed in the accident because its world-class Rust codebase makes it "virtually indestructible."

The haunting specter of a system architect silencing a junior developer who just uttered the cursed phrase "We should rewrite it in JavaScript." Every engineering team has witnessed this ancient ritual: the bright-eyed junior suggesting a complete rewrite in the framework-of-the-month while the architect, who's survived 17 rewrites and still has nightmares about the last one, performs the sacred gesture of "please stop talking before I have to explain why we're not rebuilding our entire infrastructure because you watched a cool YouTube video."