Ram Memes

I Want To Do That Too!

6 hours ago 95.4K views 0 shares

NVIDIA walks into the RAM factory like they own the place, demanding every stick of DDR5 DRAM until 2028. The RAM producers quote them $9.5 billion. NVIDIA casually pulls out a $10 bill and asks if they can pay the rest later. The RAM producers, apparently suffering from acute business sense deficiency, agree. Meanwhile, consumers are thrown out the door faster than you can say "supply chain shortage." Because why sell to millions of gamers and PC builders when you can sell your entire production capacity to one customer who's basically paying in IOUs? The GPU shortage wasn't enough—now they're coming for your RAM too. Fun fact: NVIDIA's AI data centers are so RAM-hungry that they're literally buying up future production years in advance. Your gaming rig upgrade can wait. Jensen's got neural networks to feed.

Ram Shortage...

Hardware AI Gamedev

1 day ago 393.3K views 0 shares

The great PC gaming love triangle has shifted, and honestly? It's giving character development. Back in 2020, PC gamers were out here side-eyeing their RAM while GPU manufacturers were living their best life, charging kidney prices for graphics cards during the crypto mining apocalypse. Fast forward to 2026, and suddenly RAM is the hot new thing everyone's fighting over while GPUs are collecting dust on shelves. Plot twist nobody saw coming: AI workloads are absolutely DEVOURING RAM like it's an all-you-can-eat buffet. Those fancy LLMs need 192GB just to load their morning coffee preferences. Meanwhile, GPU prices finally chilled out, so now we're all broke from buying RAM sticks instead. The hardware industry really said "you thought you were done spending money?" and switched the bottleneck on us. Truly diabolical.

Nvidia In A Nutshell

Hardware AI

3 days ago 255.5K views 1 shares

So Nvidia dominates the GPU market like a boss, riding high on their graphics supremacy. But plot twist: their own success creates a global RAM shortage because everyone's panic-buying their cards for gaming, crypto mining, and AI training. Now here's the beautiful irony—Nvidia can't manufacture enough new GPUs because... wait for it... there's a RAM shortage. They literally shot themselves in the foot by being too successful. It's like being so good at making pizza that you cause a cheese shortage and can't make more pizza. The self-inflicted wound is *chef's kiss*. Classic case of market dominance creating its own supply chain nightmare.

AI Slop

AI Hardware Programming

4 days ago 202.5K views 0 shares

Running a local LLM on your machine is basically watching your RAM get devoured in real-time. You boot up that 70B parameter model thinking you're about to revolutionize your workflow, and suddenly your 32GB of RAM is gone faster than your motivation on a Monday morning. The OS starts sweating, Chrome tabs start dying, and your computer sounds like it's preparing for takeoff. But hey, at least you're not paying per token, right? Just paying with your hardware's dignity and your electricity bill.

Ram, Tough

Microsoft Hardware Windows Programming

6 days ago 309.6K views 0 shares

Young Bill Gates looking smug with his 640 KB of RAM like he just invented the future. Spoiler alert: that "nobody will ever need more" prediction aged like milk in the Arizona sun. Today's Chrome browser alone laughs in the face of 640 KB while casually consuming 8 GB just to display three tabs—one of which is definitely YouTube playing in the background. The irony? That single Microsoft logo on the screen probably takes more memory to render in modern Windows than the entire OS did back then. We went from "640 KB ought to be enough for anybody" to "32 GB and my computer still sounds like a jet engine." Progress is beautiful.

The Ram Economy Is In Shambles

AI Hardware Programming

7 days ago 229.4K views 0 shares

So you're sitting there watching AI models devour RAM like it's an all-you-can-eat buffet, and suddenly your perfectly adequate 800-dollar PC from last year is now basically a potato compared to the 18,000-dollar monstrosity you need to run ChatGPT's cousin locally. The stock market guy is standing there absolutely BEWILDERED because the laws of economics have been shattered—your PC didn't depreciate normally, it got OBLITERATED by the AI revolution. Remember when 16GB of RAM was considered "future-proof"? LMAO. Now you need 128GB just to run a medium-sized language model without your computer turning into a space heater. The AI bubble has single-handedly made everyone's hardware obsolete faster than you can say "but I just upgraded!" It's like watching your savings account evaporate in real-time, except it's your PC's relevance instead.

It's Not That Bad After All... It Seems Hello Old Friend

Hardware

7 days ago 170.9K views 0 shares

It's Not That Bad After All... It Seems Hello Old Friend

When you're building a new PC or upgrading your rig and stumble upon that ancient DDR3 RAM stick in your drawer, suddenly the mental gymnastics begin. "DDR5 is expensive... DDR4 prices are still kinda high... but this DDR3? It's RIGHT HERE. It's FREE. It works, technically." The Bilbo Baggins energy is strong with this one—holding onto that old RAM like it's the One Ring. Sure, you bought DDR4 for your new build, but what if you just... kept the DDR3 around? You know, for emergencies. For that Pentium 4 build you'll definitely resurrect someday. For science. Spoiler: You'll keep it in a drawer for another 5 years, move it to three different apartments, and still refuse to throw it away because "it might be useful." The sunk cost fallacy meets hardware hoarding, and honestly? Respect.

Swap Like It's 1996

Linux Hardware

11 days ago 235.3K views 0 shares

Back when RAM cost more than your car and you had to mortgage your house for 32MB, swap partitions were basically mandatory survival gear. Now? Just throw a 50GB swap partition on your NVMe and suddenly you're running Chrome with 47 tabs like it's nothing. Meanwhile, people are dropping $200 on 16GB of DDR5 and wondering why their system still feels slow. The swap partition guy is out here living in 2024 with 1996 solutions and honestly? Still works. Can't argue with free.

Got A Deal On Some Memory

Hardware Programming

11 days ago 234.7K views 0 shares

Someone really said "I need more RAM" and went straight to the 1960s computer museum clearance sale. Look at that glorious stack of punch cards sitting there like ancient scrolls of forgotten code! Each hole punched with the precision of a medieval scribe, storing maybe what, 80 bytes per card? You'd need roughly 137 BILLION of these bad boys to match a single 8GB RAM stick. But hey, at least when your program crashes, you can literally see which card caused the segfault and just... throw it in the trash. No memory leaks here—just physical holes leaking air! The ultimate in debugging: if it doesn't work, just punch different holes.

I Mean... It's Pretty Reasonable

Hardware Docker Programming

11 days ago 239.0K views 0 shares

You know that feeling when your partner asks about the house fund and you're standing there with 128GB of RGB DDR5 RAM? Yeah, that's completely justified financial planning right there. Those Vengeance sticks aren't just memory modules—they're an investment in productivity. How else are you supposed to keep 47 Chrome tabs open while running Docker containers, a local Kubernetes cluster, and that Electron app that somehow needs 8GB just to display a todo list? The RGB lighting alone probably adds at least 30% performance boost (trust me, the science is settled). Plus, you technically ARE building a house... a house for your code to live in. A digital mansion, if you will. Your partner will understand once you explain that downloading more RAM isn't actually possible and you needed the physical kind. Totally reasonable purchase.

Unused Ram Is Ram Wasted

Javascript Webdev Windows Programming Debugging

12 days ago 226.0K views 0 shares

Electron apps took the "unused RAM is wasted RAM" philosophy and ran with it straight into the ground. That single Electron app casually munching on 6.73 TB of memory? Yeah, that's just Slack trying to display three channels and a gif. Meanwhile, Chrome is sitting in the corner nodding approvingly. The beauty of bundling an entire Chromium browser just to render some buttons is that you get to pretend memory constraints don't exist. Who needs optimization when you can just tell users to download more RAM? The fact that it's using 8% CPU while doing absolutely nothing is just the cherry on top of this performance disaster sundae.

100% Worth It!