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Deserves A Plaque

1 day ago 158.1K views 0 shares

You know what? This person just absolutely demolished the entire Electron apologist community with a single sentence. The logic is flawless and devastating. Sure, Electron "works on all platforms" because you're literally shipping an entire Chromium browser with your 2KB todo app. That's like saying a sledgehammer is the best tool for everything because it technically works on all types of nails. Yeah, it works. Your RAM just cries itself to sleep every night. The comparison is chef's kiss level savage because it highlights how "technically correct" doesn't mean "good" or even "acceptable." Just because something functions universally doesn't make it the right choice. Native apps exist for a reason, folks. But hey, at least we can write JavaScript everywhere now, right? Right?

Eight Giga Ram Is Minimum

Hardware Webdev Javascript Programming Frontend

1 day ago 230.7K views 0 shares

So apparently launching a text editor in 2014 triggered a decade-long domino effect that's now DEVOURING all our RAM like some kind of Chrome-powered black hole. Thanks, Electron! Who knew that wrapping every single app in an entire Chromium browser would have consequences? Remember when 8GB was considered "enthusiast tier"? Now it's barely enough to run Slack, VS Code, and maybe—MAYBE—a browser with three tabs open before your computer starts making sounds like a jet engine preparing for takeoff. The prophecy has been fulfilled: every app is now secretly a web browser in a trench coat, and your RAM is paying the price. The real tragedy? We can't even be mad because these Electron apps are genuinely useful. We're just... stuck watching our memory usage climb while muttering "it was better in the terminal days" like grumpy old devs.

Meanwhile In 2026...

Hardware

2 days ago 237.5K views 0 shares

When you've been running single-channel RAM like a caveman and someone drops the dual-channel bomb on you. That moment when you realize you've been leaving 30-40% performance on the table because you didn't bother to check if your RAM sticks were in the right slots. It's like discovering your car has a turbo button you never knew about. The horror. The shame. The immediate urge to open your case at 2 AM. Fun fact: Dual-channel memory architecture doubles the data bus width, which means your CPU can talk to two RAM sticks simultaneously instead of waiting in line like it's at the DMV. Most modern motherboards have color-coded slots for a reason, folks. Match the colors, double the bandwidth. It's not rocket science, but apparently it's still blowing minds in 2026.

That's Just How It Is Now

Hardware AI Gamedev

2 days ago 217.2K views 0 shares

Gaming monitors have evolved faster than GPUs can keep up. You've got these absolute beasts pushing 4K at 200Hz, meanwhile your RTX 5080—supposedly a high-end card—is sitting there like a confused cat on a couch, barely managing 4K 60fps without begging AI upscaling (DLSS) to carry it across the finish line. The irony is delicious: we've built displays that our hardware can't actually drive at native resolution. So now we're dependent on neural networks to fake the pixels we can't render. The monitor is flexing its specs while the GPU is out here doing mental gymnastics just to pretend it belongs in the same room. Welcome to 2024, where your display writes checks your graphics card can't cash without algorithmic assistance.

Compiler Flag

C++ Programming

3 days ago 215.7K views 0 shares

Imagine a utopian future where the -o4 optimization flag actually exists. We're talking about a world where your code doesn't just run fast—it achieves sentience, solves world hunger, and probably fixes your merge conflicts too. Currently, GCC and most compilers max out at -o3 , which is already aggressive enough to make your binary unrecognizable. But -o4 ? That's the stuff of legends. Flying cars, futuristic architecture, and code that compiles without warnings on the first try. Pure fantasy.

I Guess They Let The Intern Optimize The App

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3 days ago 251.4K views 0 shares

I Guess They Let The Intern Optimize The App

So Discord's brilliant solution to their memory leak problem is... turning it off and on again? REVOLUTIONARY! Instead of actually fixing why their app is devouring RAM like a starving hippo at an all-you-can-eat buffet, they just implemented a hard reset when it crosses 4GB. That's not optimization, that's just automated panic mode! It's like your car engine overheating, so instead of fixing the cooling system, you just install a mechanism that automatically turns the car off every time it gets too hot. Sure, technically it prevents the engine from exploding, but you're still stranded on the highway every 20 minutes. Genius engineering right there! Someone really looked at this memory leak, shrugged, and said "Have we tried just... restarting it?" And somehow that made it to production. The absolute audacity of calling this a "failsafe" when it's literally just admitting defeat to your own memory management.

Ew Brother Ew Whats That

Programming Csharp C++ Python Java

3 days ago 241.7K views 0 shares

You know that face you make when you're doing a code review and stumble upon someone allocating memory like they're running a server farm in 1995? That visceral disgust mixed with genuine concern for humanity's future? Yeah, that's the one. The hyper-specific "0.000438 seconds" is chef's kiss because we all know that one dev who profiles everything and then acts like 438 microseconds is the reason the quarterly metrics are down. Meanwhile, there's a nested loop somewhere doing O(n³) operations on the entire user database, but sure, let's focus on this memory allocation that happens once during initialization. The nose wrinkle and raised lip combo is what happens when you see someone creating a new ArrayList inside a loop that runs a million times. Or when they're allocating a 5GB buffer "just to be safe." Brother, the garbage collector is already crying.

I Put Alot Of Effort Into My Titl

C++ Programming Python

3 days ago 262.2K views 0 shares

C++ devs really be out here benchmarking their 6000-line monstrosity against your Python one-liner and acting like they just solved world hunger. Yeah, congrats on shaving off 0.000438 seconds—that's really gonna matter when both programs finish before you can even alt-tab back to your browser. The superiority complex is strong with this one. Meanwhile, your Python script was written during a coffee break and is already in production while they're still arguing about whether to use std::vector or std::array .

Electron Apps Vs My RAM

Javascript Webdev Windows Programming Debugging

4 days ago 240.1K views 0 shares

Discord literally had to implement a self-destruct feature because it was eating so much RAM that it became a liability. When your app is such a memory hog that you need to add a "restart before I crash the entire system" failsafe, maybe—just maybe—wrapping a website in Chromium wasn't the best architectural decision. The fact that 4GB is the threshold tells you everything. That's more RAM than entire operating systems used to need. But hey, at least Discord is self-aware enough to restart itself. Most Electron apps just sit there, bloated and unrepentant, slowly consuming your system resources like a digital black hole until you manually kill them. Fun fact: Each Electron app bundles its own copy of Chromium. So if you're running Discord, Slack, VS Code, and Spotify simultaneously, congratulations—you're running four separate browsers just to use what could've been native apps or actual websites.

Yeah

Hardware Docker Programming

5 days ago 184.1K views 1 shares

Someone asks about your RAM specs and you hit them with "32GB" like you're Vin Diesel showing off a supercar. The confidence. The swagger. The complete disregard for the fact that you're still running Chrome with 47 tabs open and your system is already wheezing. 32GB used to be overkill, now it's barely enough to run Slack, VS Code, and Docker simultaneously without your laptop trying to achieve liftoff. But sure, flex on 'em anyway.

What Would You Do If This Van Pulls Up Outside?

Hardware Programming

5 days ago 232.8K views 0 shares

What Would You Do If This Van Pulls Up Outside?

Listen, I'm not saying I'd get in immediately, but I'd definitely walk closer to check if they're legit. DDR5 prices are still ridiculous and my Chrome tabs are eating through my current 16GB like a college student through ramen. The sketchy van aesthetic just adds authenticity—real hardware dealers don't need fancy marketing. They know you'll come crawling when your system starts swapping to disk during a Zoom call.

I Am Built Different

React Webdev Javascript Programming Frontend

6 days ago 206.1K views 0 shares

Your body is literally optimized for survival, reproduction, and energy conservation. But here you are, a biological marvel powered by mitochondria and ATP, running a JavaScript framework that re-renders the entire DOM every time someone breathes near a state variable. The skeleton knows what's up—it's grinding those bones into dust converting JSX into browser-compatible JavaScript, then watching React's reconciliation algorithm desperately try to figure out which components changed. Your CPU fans are screaming, your RAM is crying, and somewhere deep in your system monitor, a process called "node" is consuming 4GB just to display a button. Meanwhile, your ancestors survived saber-toothed tigers with less computational effort than it takes your laptop to run `npm install`. Evolution really didn't prepare us for the bundle size of modern web development.

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