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The joke here is so absurd it's brilliant. Someone's claiming Git, JavaScript, and Microsoft BASIC were all created in a week, and therefore are "perfect software." Meanwhile, the three-headed dragon meme shows the reality: they're all monsters, with JavaScript being the derpy one. For those who've spent years battling Git's cryptic error messages, JavaScript's "undefined is not a function" nightmares, or BASIC's spaghetti code limitations, this is pure comedy gold. These tools took years to develop and are still far from perfect. The date stamp of 2025 is just the cherry on top of this satire sundae. It's the software development equivalent of claiming you can build the Golden Gate Bridge with popsicle sticks over a weekend.

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Content webapp main pm update added 59 packages, removed 258 packages, changed 285 packages, 340 packages are looking for funding run 'nom fund' for details 8 vulnerabilities (2 moderate, 6 high) To address all issues (including breaking changes), run: nom audit fix --force webapp main pm audit fix --force 136 vulnerabilities (1 low, 104 moderate, 28 high, 3 critical) To address issues that do not require attention, run: pm audit fix ??? ??? ProarammerHumor.io

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Content machine learning or something idk im a web dev