Do You Want A Website?

When World War 3 breaks out, programmers will somehow find a way to monetize the apocalypse. While everyone's panicking about nuclear fallout, developers are already spinning up their laptops asking "Hey, you need a landing page for your bunker?" The hustle never stops, not even during the literal end of civilization. That dog sitting there with a tie, completely unfazed by the mushroom clouds in the background, frantically coding up a React app for disaster preparedness? That's every freelance web developer who's ever existed. The world could be burning and we'd still be like "I can have a prototype ready by Friday, just need your brand colors and logo."