I Love [Object Object] DB

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I Love [Object Object] DB

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MongoDB trying to convince you it's built for every app while JavaScript is silently converting its marketing message to [object Object] is the perfect metaphor for web development. Nothing says "I'm ready for production" like your database advertisement turning into the infamous toString() failure that haunts every JS developer's nightmares. If your marketing can't escape type coercion issues, maybe your database isn't really built for "every" app after all...

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