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Content Eddy Vinck JavaScript EddyVinckk Web developers in 2020: If we split our JavaScript into separate files and load them on demand we can make the initial request to the homepage 30Kb smaller V Game developers in 2020: Here's a 110Gb download including files we're not even using anymore 7:37 PM Jul 13, 2020 Twitter for Android 1 View Tweet activity 29 Retweets 168 Likes

You spend hours configuring rate limiting, bot detection, and CAPTCHA systems to keep scrapers away. Meanwhile, some frontend dev just renders everything client-side with JavaScript and thinks they've built Fort Knox. Spoiler: rendering your entire website as a canvas element makes it completely unscrapable because there's no HTML to parse. It also makes it completely unusable for screen readers, search engines, and anyone who values accessibility. But hey, at least the bots can't read it either. Neither can Google. Or your users' browsers when JavaScript fails. Or anyone, really. It's the digital equivalent of burning down your house to keep burglars out. Technically effective.

OH. MY. GOD. The TRAUMA of equality operators across languages! 😱 Python smugly sits there with its simple "==" while JavaScript is having an absolute EXISTENTIAL CRISIS demanding "===" like some operator diva! The difference? Python's "==" checks if values are equal, while JavaScript's "===" checks both value AND type because JavaScript will literally compare apples to oranges if you let it! And don't get me started on JavaScript's regular "==" that performs type coercion—turning your pristine code into a CHAOTIC NIGHTMARE where "1" == 1 is somehow true! This is why developers need therapy!

Content Schrdinger's statement: The below statement is both "important" and "not important" until I tell you whether this is CSS or Javascript !important

Ah, the duality of Firefox users. Some folks are out here fighting the good fight against Manifest V3 (Google's API changes that cripple ad blockers), while others just picked their browser because of the adorable red panda logo. Nothing says "I have my priorities straight" like choosing your web security tools based on cute animal mascots. The Chrome users are probably too busy watching their RAM slowly die to notice anyway.