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Content oscherler JavaScript makes me want to flip the table and say "Fuck this shit", but I can never be sure what "this" refers to. 7:03 AM Oct 30. 2015 Twitterrific for Mac 1.2K Retweets 1.3K Likes

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The most honest developer resume you'll ever see! This is basically every junior developer's portfolio when they apply for that "5 years experience required" job. Nothing screams "hire me" quite like a Hello World app, the legendary Test App that definitely works 60% of the time, and the crown jewel—Untitled Project, which was absolutely going to revolutionize the industry before the developer got distracted by a new JavaScript framework. The holy trinity of "trust me, I'm a programmer."

Remember when you spent five years of your life trying to center a div with floats, margins, and absolute positioning hacks? Then one day you discover flexbox and those three magical lines of CSS that do it perfectly. Your entire frontend career flashes before your eyes—all those wasted hours, the stackoverflow rabbit holes, the broken layouts in IE. The sheer simplicity is both enlightening and traumatizing. It's like finding out you've been cutting your lawn with scissors when someone hands you a lawnmower.

Look at the date on that announcement: April 1, 2025. Someone clearly understands TypeScript so well they can time travel to make April Fool's jokes from the future. The "I understand how TS works and can parse dates" title is pure gold - because anyone who's spent more than 10 minutes with JavaScript date handling knows it's the programming equivalent of trying to solve a Rubik's cube underwater while wearing oven mitts. Next up: Vercel announces they're rewriting Next.js in COBOL for "performance reasons." I'll believe that one too if you catch me before my morning coffee.

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