When You Must Explain Your Own Code

Content Planet Deaths 120,315,672,896 Has JavaScript NO NO YES NO NO 9 9 2 NO COINCIDENCE?

Content 4, 3 4, 3 Corporate needs you to find the similarities between this picture and this picture. JS They're completely different pictures.

JavaScript: "NaN stands for 'Not A Number'" Also JavaScript: typeof NaN returns 'number' This is peak JavaScript energy right here. The language literally created a special value to tell you something isn't a number, then categorized it as a number. It's like labeling a vegetarian dish "Contains No Meat" and listing the first ingredient as beef. Just another day in JS wonderland where nothing makes sense and we're all pretending it's fine.

Content Kyle: is there any way to stop Skynet once and forever? John: you must travel to the past and make JS the most popular language Skynet: TypeError. launchMissiles is not a function.

Content STOP ADDING FEATURES TO WEB BROWSERS AND JAVASCRIPT Chrome is not supposed to be able to run feature-complete Photoshop Hundreds of implemented TC-39 proposals, yet no real-world use found for running CRust applications inside of a browser window Wanted to run a program written in javascript with filesystem access for fun anyways? We had a tool for that, it's called NodeJS. "Yes please, give me Array.at (-1) and private class members", "Please give me finer manual memory allocation in WASM" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged. Look at what Web Developers have been demanding your respect for, all this time, with all the API's we built for them: .???? ???? 222 debugging c code inside of the devtools running neural networks on the client side rendering shaders with WebGPUGL Hello, i would like JI('0) 1(' )!!I apples please They have played us for absolute fools

Content My client Me explaining js is single threaded "So I'd like to see you somehow suppor multi-threading make the process faster and lightweight