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Async Is Contagious

Async Is Contagious
Start with a normal function handshake, end with the ENTIRE CODEBASE being infected with async/await! 😱 The moment you introduce ONE async function into your pristine synchronous paradise, it spreads faster than gossip in a developer Slack channel! Suddenly EVERYTHING needs to be async, your functions are covered in purple Teletubby suits, and your once-simple code is now a hellscape of Promises and .then() chains! The async plague has no cure - resistance is futile! Your beautiful sequential code? MURDERED in cold blood by the async mafia!

They're Trying To Normalize Vibe Coding

They're Trying To Normalize Vibe Coding
OH MY GOD, they're evolving programming paradigms into the METAPHYSICAL REALM now! 😱 First, we had structured ways to code like procedural, functional, and object-oriented—you know, ACTUAL methodologies with RULES and LOGIC. But "vibe coding"?! SERIOUSLY?! That's just writing whatever garbage compiles while burning incense and listening to lo-fi beats! What's next? "Mercury Retrograde-Driven Development"? "Astrological Programming"? "Code by Feeling"?! I can't EVEN with this industry anymore. The Teletubbies are clearly more qualified than half the tech leads pushing this nonsense! 💅

Don't You Hate It When That Happens

Don't You Hate It When That Happens
Ah, the classic Teletubbies invasion of your codebase! The meme brilliantly shows how synchronous functions (a through e) work together in harmony, holding hands in a neat little circle. But then that one async function shows up and BOOM – suddenly your clean execution flow is replaced by an army of purple creatures taking over everything. This is basically what happens when you introduce that first async function into your previously synchronous paradise. One minute you're writing nice, predictable code where everything happens in order. The next minute you're dealing with promises, callbacks, race conditions, and wondering why your console is printing results in what seems like a completely random order. And just like Teletubbies, once async enters your codebase, it multiplies uncontrollably until your entire project is saying "Eh-oh" to debugging sanity.