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Oh, the dystopian future we've been promised! By 2030, developers won't just be battling merge conflicts and dependency hell—they'll be sitting through UNSKIPPABLE advertisements just to install a package. Imagine needing to urgently fix a production bug at 3 AM, running npm install, and then being forced to watch a 30-second ad about cloud services you can't afford while your app burns in the background.

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