Oh, the absolute HORROR of our dystopian future! Picture it: 2030, you're just trying to vibe and code in peace, maybe install a simple package, and suddenly you're trapped in an endless hellscape of unskippable advertisements. Want to run npm install ? Sure thing, buddy—just watch these 10 ads first! Need that dependency? Better grab some popcorn because you're about to get the full cinematic experience of car insurance commercials and mobile game ads. The way we're heading with everything becoming ad-supported and monetized, it's only a matter of time before even our beloved package managers start pulling this nonsense. "Your free trial of JavaScript has expired. Please watch this 30-second ad to access semicolons." The exhausted, dead-inside expression? That's not just tiredness—that's the soul-crushing realization that capitalism has finally invaded your terminal window. RIP peaceful coding sessions.