2030 Memes

We've finally reached peak dystopia: even your terminal needs an ad-supported subscription model. Remember when you could just npm install without being subjected to a 30-second unskippable ad about car insurance? Yeah, those were the days. The future looks bleak when you're sitting there, existentially exhausted, waiting for Raid Shadow Legends to finish pitching you their game just so you can install a package that's probably deprecated anyway. At least the ads will buffer faster than your build process. Fun fact: By 2030, your IDE will probably pause mid-autocomplete to show you a sponsored suggestion. "Did you mean console.log() ? This debug statement is brought to you by NordVPN."

Oh, the dystopian future we've been promised! By 2030, developers won't just be battling merge conflicts and dependency hell—they'll be sitting through UNSKIPPABLE advertisements just to install a package. Imagine needing to urgently fix a production bug at 3 AM, running npm install , and then being forced to watch a 30-second ad about cloud services you can't afford while your app burns in the background. The soul-crushing exhaustion on this character's face? That's the look of someone who's already watched 9 ads and is contemplating whether switching to Yarn or pnpm would spare them this torture. Spoiler alert: it won't. The ad overlords are coming for ALL package managers. Welcome to the monetized hellscape where even your dependencies come with commercial breaks!

Oh, the absolute HORROR of our dystopian future! Picture it: 2030, you're just trying to vibe and code in peace, maybe install a simple package, and suddenly you're trapped in an endless hellscape of unskippable advertisements. Want to run npm install ? Sure thing, buddy—just watch these 10 ads first! Need that dependency? Better grab some popcorn because you're about to get the full cinematic experience of car insurance commercials and mobile game ads. The way we're heading with everything becoming ad-supported and monetized, it's only a matter of time before even our beloved package managers start pulling this nonsense. "Your free trial of JavaScript has expired. Please watch this 30-second ad to access semicolons." The exhausted, dead-inside expression? That's not just tiredness—that's the soul-crushing realization that capitalism has finally invaded your terminal window. RIP peaceful coding sessions.