The Programmer Dating Hierarchy

Content Interviewer : Sort an array of Os, 1s and 2s ME: First I will sort the array using Bubble sort and then ... Interviewer: My grandma runs faster then your code

So you dropped 64GB of RAM and a blazing fast 6000 MT/s SSD into your rig, and what do you get? The privilege of eating a single sad slice of bread for dinner. But hey, at least your IDE opens in 0.2 seconds instead of 0.3 seconds, so who's really winning here? Nothing says "I have my priorities straight" quite like choosing between food and faster compile times. Spoiler alert: the RAM always wins. Your stomach may be empty, but your swap file? Absolutely untouched. Chef's kiss. 💋 Developer life is all about sacrifices, and apparently rent, groceries, and basic human sustenance are negotiable, but that sweet, sweet hardware upgrade? Non-negotiable. Totally worth subsisting on breadcrumbs when your Docker containers spin up like butter.

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The fastest way to clear your desk? Force push to production on Friday afternoon. That comment is pure genius - one command to trigger the corporate equivalent of a tactical nuke. No need for elaborate schemes when you can just bypass code review and obliterate the main branch with a single terminal command. The beauty is in its simplicity - you're not technically quitting, you're just "aggressively refactoring" the company's git history.

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Content USINGA SINGLE MONITOR USING THOMONITORS REALIZING YOU CAN USE YOUR PHONE ASATHIRD SCREEN REMEMBERING YOU HAVEA PROIECTOR AT HONE imaflip.com