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Thanks Fellow Devs

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Imagine being so financially challenged that your entire tech stack runs on the generosity of strangers who decided to code libraries in their free time. And what's your contribution to these digital saints? A measly GitHub star. Not a donation. Not even a coffee. Just a virtual gold sticker that costs absolutely nothing.

Open-source maintainers out here debugging at 3 AM, dealing with entitled issue reports like "it doesn't work pls fix," and getting compensated with... *checks notes* ...internet points. Meanwhile you're building a million-dollar startup on their free labor. The audacity! The shamelessness! The... reality of modern software development!

But hey, at least you clicked that star button. That's basically the same as paying rent, right? 🌟

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