Welcome To Code Review Hell

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Welcome To Code Review Hell

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OH. MY. GOD. You thought submitting your PR was the hard part? SWEETIE, NO! 💅 Your code is about to face the FIRING SQUAD of senior developers who've been WAITING ALL DAY to tell you that your variable names are "problematic" and your indentation is a "crime against humanity." That shotgun isn't for show, honey! Your beautiful 3 AM code baby is about to be DISSECTED like a frog in biology class, except the frog is your self-esteem and the scalpel is Chad from Backend who "doesn't understand why anyone would implement it this way." Prepare for comments so passive-aggressive they could power a small nation!

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