Alpha Males Vs Stable Release Males

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The serene family gazing at the future of C++ stands on a foundation built with the blood, sweat, and tears of developers maintaining ancient C++98 codebases. Nothing says "software engineering career" like spending your days fighting with 25-year-old pointer arithmetic and manual memory management while dreaming of smart pointers and auto type deduction. Those legacy maintainers are literally drowning in a sea of undefined behavior while management cheerfully talks about "eventual migration plans." The contrast is brutal - modern C++ developers get to enjoy lambda functions and move semantics while the legacy warriors are still debugging segfaults from the Clinton administration.

Nothing says "we understand your pain" quite like Jira's slogan "Big ideas start with Jira" plastered on a bathroom stall door handle. Because nothing sparks innovation like being trapped in a metal box contemplating your life choices while your digestive system rebels. The irony is just *chef's kiss* - developers already feel trapped by endless Jira tickets and sprint planning meetings, and now they can't even escape it in the bathroom. Talk about agile marketing - they've successfully sprinted into the one sacred space developers had left.

That's not a white dot, that's Cursor AI sharing your plaintext password file with every hacker on the planet. Nothing says "security professional" like storing credentials in a CSV file named "passwords.csv" and then asking about UI elements while exposing it. Somewhere, a security engineer just felt a disturbance in the force and doesn't know why.

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