Alpha Males Vs Stable Release Males

version control Software development Deployment Code quality Developer culture Production code Alpha vs stable Software releases

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Alpha Males Vs Stable Release Males

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That moment when your colleague deploys code to production that actually works the first time. The rest of us, still running alpha builds with 47 known bugs, stare in disbelief like we've witnessed a unicorn. Stable release devs are basically mythical creatures in the wild—they commit working code, document it, AND write tests. Meanwhile, I'm over here trying to convince everyone my "it works on my machine" badge is still valid.

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