Waiting For A Code Review Until The End Of Time

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7 months ago 197,965 views 0 shares

Waiting For A Code Review Until The End Of Time

code-review-memes, pull-request-memes, github-memes, waiting-memes, developer-life-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

The fossilized remains of a developer who DARED to ask for a code review! ☠️ Honey, some say he submitted his PR during sprint planning and turned into LITERAL DUST while refreshing GitHub notifications. The archaeological evidence suggests he waited through THREE COMPANY RESTRUCTURES and a complete rewrite of the codebase before finally perishing. His last words were reportedly "just a quick review plz" sent via Slack at 4:59pm on a Friday. Tragic, yet completely avoidable if literally ANYONE on his team had bothered to look at his branch. Pour one out for our fallen comrade! 💀

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