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They Said It's Not Enough
Hardware Webdev
3 days ago 185.4K views 0 shares
They Said It's Not Enough
Someone's out here treating their PC build like a payment gateway integration. You've got RGB RAM that probably cost more than your first car, and now you're being asked to choose between your butt cheek, kidney, Mastercard, or Visa to complete the purchase. The Trident Z5 Royal NEO isn't just RAM—it's a financial commitment that requires organ donation consent forms. The real joke? After selling your kidney for that 64GB kit with the fancy RGB crystals, you'll still only use 8GB to run Chrome with 12 tabs open. But hey, at least it'll look absolutely stunning while your bank account cries in the corner. Those rainbow lights don't power themselves—they're powered by pure financial regret and the tears of your savings account.

Cloud Made Me Broke
AWS Devops Backend Cloud
8 days ago 195.0K views 0 shares
Cloud Made Me Broke
The fastest way to financial ruin isn't Vegas or crypto—it's forgetting to shut down that t2.micro you spun up "just for testing" six months ago. AWS billing doesn't care about your feelings or your bank account. That $0.0116/hour seems harmless until you realize it's been running 24/7 racking up charges like a taxi meter on a cross-country road trip. Pro tip: Set up billing alarms before you start clicking "Launch Instance" like you're playing Minecraft in creative mode. Your future self will thank you when you're not eating ramen for the next three months.

Thanks Fellow Devs
Git Webdev Javascript Programming Python
22 days ago 237.1K views 0 shares
Thanks Fellow Devs
Imagine being so financially challenged that your entire tech stack runs on the generosity of strangers who decided to code libraries in their free time. And what's your contribution to these digital saints? A measly GitHub star. Not a donation. Not even a coffee. Just a virtual gold sticker that costs absolutely nothing. Open-source maintainers out here debugging at 3 AM, dealing with entitled issue reports like "it doesn't work pls fix," and getting compensated with... *checks notes* ...internet points. Meanwhile you're building a million-dollar startup on their free labor. The audacity! The shamelessness! The... reality of modern software development! But hey, at least you clicked that star button. That's basically the same as paying rent, right? 🌟

Me Selling One Of The Two 16 GB RAM Stick On Facebook Marketplace Because I Can't Afford 32 GB
Hardware Programming
1 month ago 161.3K views 0 shares
Me Selling One Of The Two 16 GB RAM Stick On Facebook Marketplace Because I Can't Afford 32 GB
When you realize that selling one 16GB stick to buy two 16GB sticks still leaves you with... one 16GB stick. Galaxy brain financial planning right here. It's like robbing Peter to pay Paul, except Peter and Paul are both you, and you're still broke with half the RAM you started with. Mickey's got that look of someone who just discovered that dual-channel memory exists and now his single stick is running in peasant mode. The Kingston Fury Beast deserves better than this economic anxiety. At least Chrome will have 16GB less RAM to consume.

I'm Rich Now
Hardware Programming
1 month ago 189.2K views 0 shares
I'm Rich Now
You know you've hit rock bottom when your first paycheck goes straight to upgrading from 8GB to 16GB of RAM. Someone's fanning out RAM sticks like they just won the lottery, and honestly? In today's memory prices, they might as well have. That dopamine hit when you finally have enough budget to download more RAM (but legally this time) is unmatched. The fire emoji really sells the excitement of being able to run Chrome with more than three tabs open without your machine turning into a space heater. Welcome to tech wealth: where your riches are measured in DDR4 modules and your bank account cries in silicon.