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I Gnu This Would Happen

10 days ago 182.5K views 0 shares

STOP THE PRESSES! Google's grand AI revolution is just... running their model through GNU Parallel?! 🤦‍♂️ The AUDACITY of it all! Big Tech's "revolutionary" Gemini 3.0 is literally just Gemini 2.5 with a sprinkle of free software that Richard Stallman has been preaching about since the DAWN OF TIME! And the model supposedly performs better because it has "respect" for the Free Software Foundation? I CANNOT! The irony is so thick you could spread it on toast - training on every copyrighted work ever, but heaven forbid they use copyleft software without having an existential crisis! Sundar's voice "cracking" while confessing this sin is the chef's kiss of corporate drama. Next breaking news: ChatGPT 5 is just ChatGPT 4 but they installed Linux on the servers! GROUNDBREAKING! 💅

Don't Touch My Garbage!

Git Devops Programming

12 days ago 125.4K views 0 shares

Ah, the duality of open source maintainers. You generously dump your code on GitHub for the world to use, then transform into a territorial feline when someone dares to suggest changes. That angry cat surrounded by watermelons perfectly captures the "it's free but I'll still judge your pull request like you insulted my ancestry" energy. The progression from "here's my gift to humanity" to "your code is trash and so are you" happens faster than a poorly optimized for-loop.

You Guys Are Paying For Git?

Git Devops Programming

13 days ago 136.6K views 0 shares

Someone's confusing Git with Disney+, and honestly, that tracks for management decisions. Git is free and open source - always has been. GitHub might charge for premium features, but the core version control system costs exactly zero euros. This is like saying you're dropping oxygen because it's getting too pricey. The real comedy is imagining a dev trying to explain to their boss that Git isn't a streaming service with Family Guy reruns. "No sir, it's where we store our code, not where you watch Thanos snap." This is why we drink so much coffee.

Hail 7-Zip, The Unsung Hero Of File Management

Windows Microsoft Programming

1 month ago 142.8K views 1 shares

Hail 7-Zip, The Unsung Hero Of File Management

Windows built-in tools be like "Sorry, can't help with that basic file operation. Would you like to upgrade to Premium™ for $49.99?" Meanwhile, 7-Zip just silently handles everything from DMG files to ISO mounting without ever asking for your credit card or bombarding you with "PLEASE REGISTER" popups. The stark contrast between native Windows functionality and this humble, free utility is why developers worship at the altar of 7-Zip. It's that reliable friend who helps you move apartments while Windows is the guy who "would totally help but has a thing that day."

Our Code, Comrade

Microsoft Git Windows Programming Linux

3 months ago 234.6K views 0 shares

Ah yes, Microsoft's subtle propaganda equating open source with communism—because sharing code is clearly a gateway drug to full-blown Marxism. The irony is delicious considering Microsoft now claims to "❤️ open source" while historically viewing it as an existential threat. Nothing says capitalism like paying $7.5 billion for GitHub, the world's largest communist code repository. In Soviet Russia, code commits you!

VLC Statues Are Everywhere

Linux MacOS Windows Programming

4 months ago 212.9K views 0 shares

When someone says "VLC deserves a statue," they're being sincere about honoring the free, open-source media player. But the reply takes it literally by joking that traffic cones (which look exactly like the iconic VLC logo) are actually "VLC statues" found on roads everywhere. This is peak dad-joke territory in the tech world. The VLC player has earned genuine respect for refusing millions in ad revenue to stay true to its open-source, ad-free principles – while simultaneously being represented by the most mundane object in existence: an orange traffic cone.

Freakin Antivirus: The Unexpected Executioner

Security Windows

6 months ago 208.7K views 0 shares

Freakin Antivirus: The Unexpected Executioner

That moment when your "free antivirus" solution turns out to be worse than the original threat. The classic bait-and-switch where you download some sketchy antivirus to save your computer, but instead of rescuing the hostage, it just executes it and high-fives the original virus. Been in tech for 15 years and I've seen more systems bricked by "PC SUPER CLEANER 2000" than actual malware. Pro tip: Windows Defender and common sense are free and don't come with complementary ransomware.

They Are Too Important For The World

Programming Devops Git Linux

6 months ago 202.9K views 0 shares

OMG, the ABSOLUTE DRAMA of open source developers! 💅 These magnificent creatures single-handedly maintain packages that literally keep the ENTIRE INTERNET functioning while surviving on nothing but cold pizza and gratitude! The rest of us mortals are just gently cradling them through digital space like the fragile heroes they are. Without them, we'd all be coding our own JSON parsers like BARBARIANS! Next time your project has 47,392 dependencies, remember there's probably just ONE sleep-deprived saint maintaining half of them for free while you complain about that one missing feature!

It Must Cost Money To Be Secure

Security Vim Programming Python Linux

6 months ago 275.8K views 0 shares

Ah, corporate security logic at its finest! Some poor soul clicks a sketchy email attachment, and suddenly management's brilliant security strategy is "if it's free, it's a threat." Imagine telling developers to uninstall Python, Vim, and 7zip because they didn't come with an invoice. Next they'll be requiring receipts for your keyboard shortcuts. The real security threat isn't free software—it's the executive who thinks obscure paid software with three users worldwide is inherently secure because it cost exactly one corporate credit card approval. Meanwhile, the hacker who sent that email is probably using those same "insecure" free tools to plan their next attack. The irony would be delicious if it weren't so painful.

Open Source Is Better (When It's Free)

Programming Devops

6 months ago 150.9K views 0 shares

The real reason developers suddenly become open source evangelists. Sure, we'll talk about "community" and "collaboration" with straight faces, but let's be honest—we just want enterprise-grade software without the enterprise-grade invoice. Nothing converts proprietary software fans faster than a $50K licensing fee. The perfect business strategy: convince other people to fix your bugs for free while pretending it's about "freedom." Capitalism's greatest magic trick!

If Open-Source Is So Great

Programming Devops Debugging

7 months ago 181.3K views 0 shares

The eternal mystery of software development. Free hobby projects somehow manage to be both revolutionary and utterly unusable at the same time. It's like getting a Ferrari with square wheels and documentation written in hieroglyphics. Meanwhile, corporate software with billion-dollar budgets still crashes when you press two buttons simultaneously. The difference? One has a fancy marketing team that convinces you the bugs are actually "features."

Our Code, Comrade

Microsoft Git Programming Linux

8 months ago 199.7K views 0 shares

Ah, Cold War propaganda meets modern tech rivalries. Microsoft reminding us that sharing code freely is basically a slippery slope to full-blown communism. Because nothing says "threat to capitalism" like letting people see your for loops. The irony is delicious considering Microsoft now owns GitHub and claims to "heart" open source. Turns out the red menace was inside Redmond all along.

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