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Our Code, Comrade

Our Code, Comrade
Ah, Cold War propaganda meets modern tech rivalries. Microsoft reminding us that sharing code freely is basically a slippery slope to full-blown communism. Because nothing says "threat to capitalism" like letting people see your for loops. The irony is delicious considering Microsoft now owns GitHub and claims to "heart" open source. Turns out the red menace was inside Redmond all along.

The Open Source Entitlement Syndrome

The Open Source Entitlement Syndrome
The classic open-source paradox in four panels! First, someone whines about missing features. Then comes the inevitable response: "It's open source, add it yourself!" The silent realization in panel three is pure gold—that moment when you remember you'd actually have to code the thing. By panel four, the angry eyebrows say it all: "I wanted to complain, not contribute!" Nothing captures the entitlement of users who treat free software like a paid service quite like this. The real joke? Most of us have been both characters at some point.

The License Plate Is My Favorite

The License Plate Is My Favorite
What happens when Richard Stallman designs transportation? You get this monstrosity - a vehicle so free it's practically anarchist. The license plate says it all: pure, unfiltered hatred for proprietary drivers. This is peak FOSS evangelism on wheels. The solar panels aren't just for energy - they're a political statement. And of course Windows are bloat - they probably add at least 2GB to the car's weight. The stuffed GNU mascot instead of a rearview mirror is just *chef's kiss* - safety regulations are just another form of proprietary control anyway.

Im Glad They Sorted This They Must Have Been Paying Millions For Those Vscode Liscences

Im Glad They Sorted This They Must Have Been Paying Millions For Those Vscode Liscences
Government efficiency at its finest! 🤣 Paying for 250 VSCode licenses when only 33 are being used is peak bureaucracy! The best part? VSCode is literally FREE for everyone else on planet Earth! It's like buying 250 tickets to breathe air and then only using 33 of them. Tax dollars hard at work buying premium versions of stuff that's already free! And don't get me started on those 380 Microsoft 365 licenses with ZERO users. Someone's getting a performance bonus for this stellar resource management!