The Infinite Framework Treadmill

The tech world's perfect standoff. Backend devs hide in their server rooms to avoid the horror of centering a div, while frontend folks break into cold sweats at the mere mention of a JOIN statement. The grass is always greener on the side where you don't have to learn the thing that makes you uncomfortable. Meanwhile, full-stack developers sit in the corner, twitching uncontrollably.

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Look at that URL parameter: isGina=false . Some developer really said "let's just hardcode user identity in the query string" and called it a day. Security through obscurity at its finest! Next time Gina forgets her password, she just needs to hack the URL to isGina=true and boom—instant access. Who needs authentication when you can just tell the system who you are? Somewhere a security engineer is having a panic attack while the intern who wrote this is proudly adding "implemented user authentication system" to their resume.

When you've spent 6 hours trying to center a div with CSS and finally get it right, you deserve a smoke break. That tiny seedling represents the one functional component in your otherwise barren project. The cigarette is what's left of your sanity after fighting with flexbox all day.

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