Of Course JavaScript Makes Perfect Sense

web development Programming quirks Type coercion Unexpected behavior Implicit conversion Array concatenation Js oddities Array operations

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Of Course JavaScript Makes Perfect Sense

javascript-memes, type-coercion-memes, array-concatenation-memes, programming-quirks-memes, unexpected-behavior-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

JavaScript, the DRAMA QUEEN of programming languages! Look at this unholy abomination where an empty array plus 1 becomes "1" (a string!), but suddenly [1] + 1 transforms into "11" because JavaScript decided type coercion was feeling extra spicy today! And then [1,2] + 1 gives us "1,21" because WHY NOT just concatenate everything into a string salad?! JavaScript's type coercion is basically that friend who NEVER follows the plan and just makes up rules as they go. The language equivalent of saying "I'm not chaotic, I'm just quirky!" 💅

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