Of Course JavaScript Makes Perfect Sense

Ah, functional programming's miracle drug! FUNCTIONEX (with its fancy lambda symbol) promises to cure your codebase of those nasty impurities. Just 45mg of pure functions and your spaghetti code will transform into a mathematical paradise! But watch out for those side effects! While your category theorist prescribed this to keep your functions pure, you might experience unexpected symptoms like actually having to write to files or databases. The horror! Functional purists are currently filing a class action lawsuit because nobody warned them they'd still need to interact with the real world occasionally.

The eternal "composition vs inheritance" debate strikes again! Every junior dev has experienced that moment when they proudly present an inheritance-based solution only to have some senior dev smugly respond "just use composition" without elaborating further. The monkey puppet meme perfectly captures that awkward side-eye moment when you realize they've given you zero practical guidance for your specific use case. It's the programming equivalent of saying "git gud" instead of actually helping someone debug.

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Content maybe javascript doesn't suck, maybe u just suck at javascript. hope this helps 304 17 786 5,618 Replying to 1 1 have worked with javascript for over 20 years. It is made up of duct tape held together by bailing wire and bandaids. That is why a new JS framework comes out every 2 weeks. 1 only use it because no one will agree on what to replace it with.