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Say No To Bloat

Say No To Bloat
Spotted in the wild: a developer coding without their framework security blanket. The horror! Remember when we built websites with just HTML, CSS, and maybe some vanilla JavaScript? Now we need 237 npm packages just to center a div. The modern frontend ecosystem has convinced us that writing raw HTML is practically a war crime. Meanwhile, that "psychopath" probably shipped a working website while the rest of us were still configuring webpack.

Reject Modernity, Embrace Tradition

Reject Modernity, Embrace Tradition
The ultimate hipster programmer manifesto has arrived! At the top, we have the "Reject modernity" squad featuring React, Tailwind, Vue, some hipster hamster, and TypeScript—basically everything recruiters won't stop messaging you about on LinkedIn. Meanwhile, the "Embrace tradition" crew is just chilling below with HTML, CSS, JavaScript, PHP, and Python—you know, the technologies that actually keep the internet from imploding. It's like choosing between a complicated pour-over coffee ritual versus just drinking the office coffee that somehow still works. Sure, the modern frameworks look impressive on your resume, but when the apocalypse comes, who do you think will still be able to make a website work? The person who can write vanilla JS or the one who needs 37 dependencies just to center a div?

The Frontend Developer's Descent Into Madness

The Frontend Developer's Descent Into Madness
The ABSOLUTE TRAGEDY of frontend development in four panels! 😱 First, you climb the HTML mountain - CHILD'S PLAY! Then CSS has you breaking a little sweat but still feeling confident. Bootstrap swoops in like a superhero with its magical components and you're practically FLOATING with joy! But then... FRAMEWORKS ATTACK! Vue, Angular, React - the unholy trinity that sends you PLUMMETING into the abyss of dependency hell! Just when you thought you were becoming a web dev master, the ecosystem reminds you that you're actually a tiny speck in its ever-expanding universe. The frontend journey isn't a mountain climb - it's a rollercoaster designed by SADISTS!

The Black Hole Called Node_modules

The Black Hole Called Node_modules
Ah, the classic "my app is 845KB but somehow requires a black hole of dependencies." Guy calculates his app size: Vue components (719KB), CSS (34KB), and helper classes (92KB). Seems reasonable at 845KB total. Then he puts his backpack on the scale and BAM – 68GB! That's node_modules for you – where your tiny app becomes a quantum singularity of nested dependencies, 5000 versions of left-pad, and packages you didn't even know existed. It's like going grocery shopping for milk and coming home with the entire dairy farm, three tractors, and a confused cow.

Vanilla JS: Swimming Against The Framework Current

Vanilla JS: Swimming Against The Framework Current
Poor vanilla JS developer sitting in a pool of judgment while everyone else enjoys their framework-enhanced lives. The classic "why aren't you using React/Angular/Vue?" interrogation that happens at every dev meetup. Writing raw JavaScript in 2023 is like showing up to a gunfight with a sharpened pencil – technically a weapon, but you're gonna have a bad time. The framework folks will never let you swim in peace!

We Will Be Replaced By Nested Templates

We Will Be Replaced By Nested Templates
When your Vue.js component mounts and decides to load the entire universe into memory. That's not AI replacing us—it's recursive template nesting replacing our sanity! The developer who wrote this probably started with a simple component and kept saying "just one more nested group" until they created function names longer than most people's commit messages. The real irony? This code runs perfectly fine until someone needs to debug it, at which point they'll need therapy, not ChatGPT.

The Untold History Of Web Development

The Untold History Of Web Development
Web development: a never-ending cycle of "fixing" what wasn't broken. The timeline is painfully accurate—each framework promising salvation from the previous one's "problems." Meanwhile, frontend devs are just collecting framework experience like Pokémon cards. The best part? In 2030, we'll probably invent HTML2 to fix whatever JavaScript monstrosity we've created by then. It's the circle of web life: build, complain, rebuild, repeat.

Thanks Copilot For The Div Inception

Thanks Copilot For The Div Inception
Asked Copilot to create a simple flexbox layout and it decided to spawn the Inception of div containers. That conditional at the top should've been v-if="canCreateNightmare" . Nothing says "I'm helping" like turning a 3-line layout into the HTML equivalent of a Russian nesting doll. And the best part? All that code just to add the same gap-4 everywhere. Efficiency at its finest!

Peace Like Ive Never Experienced

Peace Like Ive Never Experienced
Ah, the sweet release of framework fatigue! That moment when you've been drowning in an endless sea of JavaScript frameworks—React today, Vue tomorrow, Svelte next week—and finally say "nope, I'm done." The spiritual rebirth of crawling back to jQuery feels like emerging from a baptismal pool of complexity. No more dependency hell, no more webpack config nightmares, just good ol' $('.selector').doStuff() and suddenly you're sleeping like a baby again. Framework FOMO? Cured! Who needs 17MB of node_modules when you can have a single 30KB file that just works? It's like trading in your experimental rocket ship for a reliable bicycle—sure it's not as flashy, but you'll actually reach your destination without exploding!

I Sawa Guy

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Content Local Man KiddBubu 1 saw a guy building a website today. No React. No Vue. No Ember. He just sat there. Writing HTML. Like a Psychepath.

Ah yes, yet another perfectly accurate Web Developer essentials…

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Natural Order Of Things

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