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Memory

3 hours ago 54.6K views 0 shares

React needs memory for its virtual DOM. Angular needs memory for bindings, subscriptions, and observables. Meanwhile jQuery just vibes with direct DOM manipulation, whistling past the graveyard of modern frontend architecture. The real joke here is that both modern frameworks are stressed about their memory footprint while jQuery is out here living its best life with zero abstractions and maximum selector chaos. Sure, your app might be unmaintainable spaghetti code, but at least you're not debugging memory leaks in a reactive state management system at 2 PM on a Friday.

Bring Back jQuery

Javascript Webdev React Programming Frontend

9 days ago 400.9K views 0 shares

Remember when your entire project was like 50KB? Yeah, me neither. Now you need to install 847 dependencies just to center a div. That node_modules folder has become so comically massive it's basically a black hole that consumes disk space faster than you can say "npm install." Modern web development: where your actual code is 2KB but your dependencies weigh more than a small car. Meanwhile jQuery is sitting there like "I was 30KB and did everything you needed" but nobody wants to hear it because we're too busy configuring webpack for the 47th time. Fun fact: The average node_modules folder contains more files than the number of stars visible to the naked eye. Okay I made that up, but it feels true.

Good Old Low Complexity Days

Webdev Javascript Programming Frontend

2 months ago 175.8K views 0 shares

Oh. My. GOD. Remember when web development was just slapping some HTML, CSS, and jQuery together like a sandwich and calling it a day?! 💅 Now we've got 47 JavaScript frameworks, 23 build tools, and enough npm packages to fill the Grand Canyon! Back then you could actually SLEEP at night without dreaming about webpack configurations! The AUDACITY of modern development expecting us to learn a new framework before we've even finished our morning coffee! Those jQuery days were like taking a bubble bath compared to the FLAMING OBSTACLE COURSE that is frontend development today! *dramatically faints onto keyboard*

The Framework Down There

Javascript Webdev React Programming Frontend

2 months ago 225.2K views 0 shares

The JavaScript ecosystem is basically Pennywise from IT luring developers into the sewer with promises of "new frameworks." And what do we do? We dive right in, head first, no questions asked. Next thing you know, you're neck-deep in npm dependencies wondering why you didn't just stick with jQuery. The framework churn is so real that by the time you master one, three more have popped up claiming to be "revolutionary." It's the developer equivalent of Stockholm syndrome – we keep going back for more punishment.

The Infinite Framework Treadmill

Frontend Webdev React Javascript Programming

3 months ago 359.2K views 0 shares

The web development circle of life in all its painful glory. Thirty years of "innovation" and what do we have to show for it? A new framework every Tuesday designed to fix the problems created by last Thursday's framework. Meanwhile, jQuery—that ancient relic we've been trying to kill since Obama's first term—is still powering most of the internet like some unkillable cockroach after a nuclear apocalypse. The punchline isn't even the timeline of increasingly niche frameworks; it's that after all our architectural patterns, virtual DOMs, and reactive state management, we've somehow ended up exactly where we started. It's not progress; it's just fashion with semicolons.

Un-Breakable Auth (Because It's Already Broken)

Security Webdev Javascript Programming Databases

4 months ago 348.0K views 0 shares

Un-Breakable Auth (Because It's Already Broken)

Behold, the digital equivalent of leaving your front door wide open with a neon sign saying "ROBBERS WELCOME!" This masterpiece of security features: Fetching ALL user records into memory (because who needs efficiency?) Comparing passwords in plain text (encryption is overrated anyway) That magnificent if ("true" === "true") statement that always evaluates to true, making the function return false regardless of authentication success Setting a cookie that expires in 1 second (hope you type fast!) Hackers don't even need to try with this one. They can just wait for the inevitable security breach to happen on its own. It's like watching a car crash in slow motion, except the car is your entire user database.

The Two Types Of Tech Influencers

Programming AI Rust C++ Vim

6 months ago 453.0K views 1 shares

The eternal tech podcast dichotomy: hardcore engineer who lives in Vim vs. the polished host who hasn't touched code since jQuery was cool. Left side: Actually writes software that powers what you're watching on. Right side: Talks about software while secretly wondering if anyone will notice they forgot what a for-loop does. My favorite part? "Ran Doom on SMS Chipotle receipt" vs "1 peer-reviewed paper (removed by MIT)" is basically the two career paths available to CS graduates. The real punchline is we all know which one makes more money talking about programming than actually programming...

DOM And jQuery: The Cartoon Network Of Web Development

Javascript Webdev Programming Frontend

7 months ago 202.5K views 0 shares

DOM And jQuery: The Cartoon Network Of Web Development

Remember when web development was just two cartoon characters chasing each other around your codebase? DOM manipulation with jQuery was the wild west of frontend—Tom frantically trying to select elements while Jerry kept escaping through event bubbling loopholes. Modern devs be like "I use React hooks and state management" while secretly missing the days when you could just $('#myElement').fadeIn() and call it a day. No virtual DOM, no component lifecycle—just pure chaos and that satisfying feeling when your animation finally worked. The circle of frontend life: spend years moving away from jQuery only to eventually rebuild it with extra steps.

European jQuery Syntax

Javascript Webdev Programming Frontend

8 months ago 193.8K views 0 shares

For the uninitiated, jQuery uses the dollar sign ($) as its function identifier. So when Europeans write jQuery code, they apparently use the Euro symbol (€) instead. Spoiler alert: they don't. That would break everything. It's like saying Europeans use different electricity because their outlets look different. Your code would catch fire, but at least you'd be culturally sensitive while debugging.

DOM And JQuery: The Cat And Mouse Game

Javascript Webdev Programming Frontend

8 months ago 199.5K views 0 shares

Remember when we used to manipulate the DOM with jQuery like it was some kind of magical superpower? Those were the days... Tom (vanilla JavaScript) chasing Jerry (jQuery) around the codebase, trying to catch that sweet syntax sugar that made everything so much easier. Now we've got React, Vue, and Angular while jQuery sits in the corner collecting dust like that USB stick with your first website. Pour one out for the library that saved us from IE6 compatibility nightmares and made us feel like wizards for writing $('#myElement').fadeIn() instead of 17 lines of vanilla JS.

The Untold History Of Web Development

Frontend Webdev React Javascript Programming

8 months ago 297.1K views 0 shares

Web development: a never-ending cycle of "fixing" what wasn't broken. The timeline is painfully accurate—each framework promising salvation from the previous one's "problems." Meanwhile, frontend devs are just collecting framework experience like Pokémon cards. The best part? In 2030, we'll probably invent HTML2 to fix whatever JavaScript monstrosity we've created by then. It's the circle of web life: build, complain, rebuild, repeat.

Just Another Day On Stack Overflow

Javascript Webdev Programming StackOverflow Frontend

9 months ago 234.7K views 0 shares

The perfect illustration of Stack Overflow's ecosystem in its natural habitat! A newbie asks how to select DOM elements by class name in JavaScript—a simple question with a built-in solution. But watch what happens: The top answer (1000 votes): "Just install Node.js, Bower, jQuery, and five other dependencies to use a simple jQuery selector!" Meanwhile, the correct native JavaScript solution ( document.getElementsByClassName() ) gets downvoted to oblivion at -1 votes. This is why your "quick 5-minute fix" turns into a 3-hour dependency nightmare. The JavaScript ecosystem in a nutshell—why use 1 line of vanilla JS when you can install the entire npm registry instead?

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