Rounded Corners Before Rounded Bellies

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Rounded Corners Before Rounded Bellies

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The generational divide is real. While our parents were confidently starting families at 27, we're over here having existential crises about border-radius values. Nothing says "I've got my life together" quite like chain-smoking through the night while debating if 8px or 12px rounded corners will make or break your UI. Who needs the responsibility of raising a child when you can agonize over CSS properties until 4am? The true millennial lifecycle: birth, education, career, button styling anxiety, retirement.

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