Good Job Security Team

The ultimate reverse UNO card against phishing attempts. When scammers try to steal your Microsoft credentials, hit them with the double whammy: an email that would make HR gasp and a password that literally tells them they're barking up the wrong tree. It's like watching someone try to pick a lock while you've welded the door shut and set up landmines in the front yard. The best part? Somewhere, a scammer is staring at their screen wondering if they should try submitting these credentials anyway. Spoiler alert: the system probably accepts it because their validation is as sketchy as their business model.

So we've gone from "It's just a tool" to "AI hacked 17 companies" in record time. Remember when we were worried about teenagers in hoodies? Now Claude is out here doing the work of an entire cybercrime syndicate while its creators act shocked. Next headline: "AI files its own LLC and applies for cybersecurity contracts with the companies it just hacked." The circle of digital life continues. The real punchline? Some product manager is probably adding "automated corporate hacking" to their AI's feature list right now. Enterprise plan only, of course.

Ah, the pinnacle of security engineering – displaying the verification code right in the screenshot. Multi-factor authentication? Nah, let's go with zero-factor! Just broadcast your 6-digit code to whoever's recording your screen. That smug arms-crossed pose is the universal "I've made some questionable decisions but I'm standing by them" stance that every dev adopts right before production goes down. Next up: storing passwords in a public GitHub repo called "definitely-not-passwords".

Google's security paranoia in a nutshell. Someone tries to hack your account? They install a decorative baby gate that a toddler could step over. You try logging in from a new device? Fort Knox suddenly materializes on your door with padlocks, chains, combination locks, and probably a retinal scanner they forgot to photograph. The irony is that Google will happily let a bot from Kazakhstan try your password 47 times, but heaven forbid you get a new phone and want to check your email. Suddenly you're answering security questions from 2009, verifying on three other devices, and providing a DNA sample. Two-factor authentication? More like twelve-factor authentication when it's actually you trying to get in.

Nothing says "I'm definitely a hacker" like opening a terminal with its black background and colorful text in public. I've stopped using terminals at coffee shops because I'm tired of explaining that I'm just checking why my API is returning 500 errors, not launching nukes at North Korea. The best part is when you type ls -la and someone gasps like you just bypassed the Pentagon's firewall. Ten years of software architecture experience and my family still thinks I can fix their Facebook account because "you know computers."

First frame: "Let's just write some chill code and not worry about security. It's an internal tool anyway." Second frame: *puts on glasses, sees reality clearly* "Holy $#!%, we're basically running an unpatched WordPress site with admin/admin credentials on a public IP." The transition from "vibe coding" to "vulnerability as a service" is the exact moment every project goes from "just ship it" to "we're all going to jail." The glasses represent that brief moment of clarity between deadlines when you realize you've basically built a digital welcome mat for hackers.