Forbidden Love: VS Code Meets JetBrains

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Forbidden Love: VS Code Meets JetBrains

ide-memes, vscode-memes, jetbrains-memes, developertools-memes, programminghumor-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

GASP! The tragic romance that could never be! Visual Studio Code and JetBrains IDEs - separated by subscription fees and keyboard shortcuts that would make Shakespeare weep! Their love is doomed from the start! He, a free-spirited VS Code boy with his extensions and open-source charm. She, a sophisticated JetBrains girl with her premium features and superior code completion. Their families (Microsoft and JetBrains) would NEVER approve! Developers around the world are forced to choose sides in this heart-wrenching IDE war. The RAM usage alone would destroy any computer brave enough to run them both simultaneously! A modern tragedy in silicon and syntax! 💔

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