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Naming Is Important

Code review Developer culture Clean code Variable naming Camelcase Programming conventions Function naming

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Naming Is Important

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Developers rejecting the verbose validateDate() in favor of the pun-tastic valiDate() is peak naming culture. When you spend 8 hours coding and 6 hours thinking of clever function names that'll make your colleagues exhale slightly harder through their noses during code review. The real validation we seek is from our peers, not our dates.

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