The NaN Identity Crisis

Content How I, a Python programmer, feel when I write my first line of C

Content SO I WROTE whiled true ) WHICH WAS THE STYLE AT THE TIME

Content 4 Posted by uPMMEYOUR-ANKLE 2 days ago B 2 56.6k What's the biggest red flag when meeting new people? 17.4k Comments Give Award Share Save O Hide Report SORT BY BEST Single comment thread. V smeh 8 points 2 days ago They think HTML is a programming language I Reply Share Save Edit

Parental controls flagging PHP learning as "forbidden knowledge" is the most unintentionally accurate thing ever. Good parenting right there - protecting innocent children from the psychological trauma of learning PHP. Next thing you know they'll be searching for "how to center a div" and we'll have to stage an intervention. The real restricted content warning should be "This language might make you question your career choices."

Content Danny Thompson DThompsonDev 5h V 1 am helping someone learn the basics on HTML, they are in my local community. As he made his first Hello, World! He was excited! Then said "ok, this is easy. What do I type to make the whole website? 'Hello,site!'?" Someone is about to be real sad. Lol 96 17 150 1,011

OMG, the AUDACITY of developers who think they're sooooo clever turning a perfectly respectable if-else statement into that one-liner ternary abomination! 💅 Look at Fancy Pooh in his tuxedo thinking he's ROYALTY because he saved three whole lines of code! Meanwhile, the rest of us peasants have to decipher your "elegant" syntax during code reviews. I'm literally DYING at how we all pretend this makes us sophisticated when we're just trying to impress each other with code golf! 🙄