The NaN Identity Crisis

Content Question 1: What is my name? O Davis O Elon John Miguel Question 2: What is my quest? I seek the Holy Grail I seek world peace I seek to pass this lab I seek a cheeseburger Question 3: What is my favorite color? Green O Purple O Blue Orange Question 4: What is the velocity of an unladened swallow? 20 kmhr 25 kwhr 15 kmhr O African or European? What? I don't know that! O AAAAAAAAAAARGH O AARGH O AAAAAAAAR O AAAAA Submit Quiz

The programming community's favorite pastime: creating yet another language nobody asked for! Imagine taking JavaScript's type coercion, PHP's inconsistent naming conventions, C++'s memory management, Python's GIL, and Java's verbosity—then mashing them into one horrific Frankenstein's monster of a language. The compiler would generate 200 warnings just to print "Hello World" and the documentation would be written exclusively in regex. The only thing more terrifying than using this language would be explaining it during a job interview.

Content Sir, have you heard of PyScript?

The ultimate programmer authentication protocol! When cornered by soldiers demanding proof of your coding credentials, nothing validates your identity faster than muttering those sacred incantations: Hello world "print" . It's basically the secret handshake of our tribe - the digital equivalent of showing your ID. The beauty is that any non-programmer would probably say something like "I can code HTML" or "I know Microsoft Word" and immediately get exposed as an impostor. Real programmers instinctively default to the most universal proof of programming knowledge since 1978!

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Content rProgrammerHumor: People who only know Python: I've never met this operator in my life