No, Css Isn'T A Programming Language

Content Kyle KylePlantEmoji Website: enter your new password Me: typing h-u-n-t-e-r-2 Website: confirm your password Me: h- Website: the passwords have to match you absolute idiot. You fucking smoothbrained numbskull. Log the fuck off

The duality of programming existence captured perfectly! When you're coding for fun, you're SpongeBob sitting pretty in a comfy chair with that "I've got all the time in the world" grin. But the moment it's for a school assignment? Suddenly you're post-apocalyptic SpongeBob living in squalor, questioning your life choices and wondering if your code will compile before the heat death of the universe. The transformation from "I'll build a neural network that predicts cat behavior" to "Dear God, please let this for-loop work" happens faster than you can say "syntax error." This is why deadlines and programming mix about as well as water and sodium.

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Ah, the classic "did you type your password too quickly? DENIED!" scenario. Twenty years in this industry and websites are still pulling this garbage. Some frontend dev thought they were clever by checking how fast you type your password, as if speed equals automation. Meanwhile, the rest of us are just trying to log in before our coffee gets cold. The best part? The site doesn't even check if the password is correct - just that you didn't type it "suspiciously fast." Brilliant security theater from the same people who probably store your password as plaintext in a CSV file somewhere.

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Imagine a world where JavaScript developers have to pay a 20% tax every time they write import ! The economy would collapse faster than a poorly structured promise chain. The fake news chyron brilliantly mocks our dependency-addicted ecosystem where importing half the npm registry for a simple "Hello World" app is standard practice. Meanwhile, that chaos() function perfectly represents what would happen to the dev community if we actually had to pay for our import habits. I'm just waiting for the black market npm packages and the underground import smuggling rings to form. "Psst, kid... want some lodash functions? First one's free."