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The official Haskell account just casually dropped the most DEVASTATING roast in programming history. A C programmer makes a joke about being "in the Nat club, straight up succinc it" (because C programmers are known for their... *compact* code, shall we say), and someone immediately calls them out saying "this joke was not written by a C programmer." Then someone tags Haskell for their expert opinion, and Haskell's response? PURE VIOLENCE. "We can give C programmers some mathematics beyond pointer arithmetic. As a treat." The shade is ASTRONOMICAL. Haskell basically said "aww, look at you C programmers playing with your little pointers like they're actual math. How cute. Want us to show you what REAL mathematics looks like?" It's giving condescending parent energy, and I'm here for it. The functional programming elitists have spoken, and they chose CHAOS.

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Alternate Jurassic Park ending: Dennis Nedry realizes he's the only IT guy maintaining a critical system with actual dinosaurs and demands fair compensation. Hammond reluctantly agrees instead of lowballing him. Movie ends peacefully, no one gets eaten, and the park probably has working door locks. The real horror was the salary negotiation all along.

Crypto Bros and Vibe Coders finally found common ground: they both excel at making computers work really hard to produce absolutely nothing of value. One group burns enough electricity to power a small nation to mint JPEGs of apes, while the other ships half-baked apps held together with duct tape and vibes. The real poetry here is that both camps think they're revolutionizing technology. Crypto Bros believe they're disrupting finance while their blockchain takes 10 minutes to process a transaction. Vibe Coders think "it works on my machine" is a valid deployment strategy and that TypeScript is just a suggestion. At least they're united in their ability to make senior engineers weep into their coffee.

Content What is the maximum value for an int32? Asked 13 years, 7 months ago Modified 2 years, 9 months ago Viewed 1.7m times 1379 votes Locked. This question and its answers are locked because the question is off-topic but has historical significance. It is not currently accepting new answers or interactions. 237 I can never remember the number. I need a memory rule. integer 2 Next 5063 It's 2,147,483,647. Easiest way to memorize it is via a tattoo. votes Share edited Feb 21, 2018 at 1:13 answered Sep 18, 2008 at 17:20 Ben Hoffstein 100k 8 102 119 ProdrammerHumor.io

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