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C# Is Java But Better: Change My Mind
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18 days ago 72.0K views 0 shares
C# Is Java But Better: Change My Mind
The AUDACITY of this man! Sitting there with the smuggest grin, declaring "C# is Java but better" like he just discovered fire. 🔥 This is basically the programming equivalent of walking into a biker bar wearing a "Motorcycles Are Just Bicycles For People Who Can't Pedal" t-shirt. ABSOLUTE CHAOS WILL ENSUE. Java devs are currently preparing their 57-page essays on why garbage collection is superior, while C# fanatics are frantically typing "LINQ" in all caps as if it's the ultimate trump card. Meanwhile, JavaScript developers are in the corner wondering why everyone's fighting over semi-colons.

None Of Us Are Really Programmers
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21 days ago 85.0K views 0 shares
None Of Us Are Really Programmers
Behold the DEVASTATING moment someone tries to sound smart about programming languages vs scripting languages—only to be ABSOLUTELY ANNIHILATED by a simple question about array functions! 💀 The audacity to make grand philosophical statements about language classifications when you can't even answer if your precious language has a built-in function to check if an array contains a value?! HONEY, PLEASE! That's like claiming you're a master chef but not knowing how to boil water! The driver's face in that last panel is literally all of us witnessing this train wreck. And they say imposter syndrome isn't real? THIS is why we all feel like frauds sometimes!

Trigger A Fanbase With One Sentence
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1 month ago 89.6K views 0 shares
Trigger A Fanbase With One Sentence
Oh. My. GOD. You just HAD to say "HTML is a programming language," didn't you? The ULTIMATE tech world civil war starter! 💀 Watch as hordes of computer science purists DRAMATICALLY clutch their mechanical keyboards while screeching "It's a MARKUP language, you absolute heathen!" Meanwhile, front-end devs are in the corner having existential crises because apparently their entire career is built on a LIE. The internet has NEVER known peace since this debate began. Friendships shattered. Stack Overflow threads locked. Conference rooms burned to the ground. And you're just standing there with that smug little smile, watching the world burn!

The Great HTML Programming Language Debate
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2 months ago 80.3K views 0 shares
The Great HTML Programming Language Debate
The eternal HTML debate strikes again! When someone tweets "I'm sick" and follows up with "of these haters saying HTML isn't a real programming language," they've perfectly executed the classic bait-and-switch that divides developers everywhere. Let's be honest - nothing triggers a coding flame war faster than questioning HTML's programming language status. It's the developer equivalent of saying "I put pineapple on pizza" and watching the world burn. Meanwhile, CSS developers are quietly watching from the corner, hoping nobody notices them next...

No, Css Isn'T A Programming Language
Frontend Webdev Javascript Programming Databases
2 months ago 137.2K views 0 shares
No, Css Isn'T A Programming Language
The eternal web dev holy war, SpongeBob style! Patrick innocently asks if CSS is a programming language, only to be shut down by Squidward's technical pedantry that "it's a style sheet language." But Patrick, undeterred by such trivial distinctions, immediately follows up with "Isn't SQL a programming language?" — perfectly capturing how these debates never end. The real joke? The people who get most worked up about these classifications are usually the same ones who can't center a div without StackOverflow. Next up on Patrick's list: "Is HTML a programming language?" *Squidward has left the chat*