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My Team Overseas Knows February Has Two Rs
Programming Agile Databases Backend
13 days ago 339.5K views 1 shares
My Team Overseas Knows February Has Two Rs
Nothing says "global collaboration" quite like watching someone suggest DD-MM-YYYY or MM-DD-YYYY in a meeting and watching the entire room descend into chaos. There's always that one person who thinks their regional date format is the hill worth dying on, completely oblivious to the fact that ISO 8601 exists specifically to prevent these meetings from happening. YYYY-MM-DD sorts correctly, avoids ambiguity, and doesn't make your database cry. But sure, let's spend 45 minutes debating whether 02/03/2024 is February 3rd or March 2nd while the backend silently judges everyone involved. Fun fact: ISO 8601 was published in 1988. We've had nearly four decades to get this right, yet here we are, still having the same conversation in every international standup.

Confusion Of Da Highest Orda
Javascript Webdev Programming
14 days ago 206.1K views 0 shares
Confusion Of Da Highest Orda
Congratulations, you've created a monster. What started as innocent sarcasm has now spiraled into a beautiful nightmare where your friend is writing code that looks like let numeroDeUsuarios = 42; while reading JavaScript documentation in English. The cognitive dissonance must be LEGENDARY. Imagine debugging sessions where half the codebase is in Spanish and the other half is whatever language autocomplete decided to vomit out that day. Stack Overflow answers? Useless. Error messages? In English. Variable names? ¡En español, amigo! Your friend has accidentally invented the most chaotic bilingual programming experience known to humanity. The real tragedy? He probably thinks he's doing it RIGHT because Duolingo gave him a little green owl of approval. Someone stop him before he starts naming functions obtenerDatosDelServidor() and wonders why his team wants to quit.

It Do Be Like That Sometimes
Git Devops Agile Programming
1 month ago 277.8K views 0 shares
It Do Be Like That Sometimes
You know that brief moment of peace when your massive PR gets approved without conflicts? That's the calm before the storm. Because the real code review happens in Slack DMs where your coworkers suddenly remember they have "thoughts" about your architectural decisions. The merge button is just the midpoint of your emotional rollercoaster. First panel: pure anxiety wondering if anyone will actually approve your 47-file monstrosity. Second panel: euphoric relief when it merges cleanly. Third panel: existential dread when the notifications start rolling in and everyone's suddenly a software architect with opinions about your variable naming. Pro tip: Turn off Slack notifications before merging. What you don't know can't hurt you... until the daily standup.

The Merge Conflicts Will Be Immense
Git Devops Agile Programming Debugging
2 months ago 203.6K views 0 shares
The Merge Conflicts Will Be Immense
Ah, merging 300 branches into one? That's not version control, that's version chaos . The look of sheer terror perfectly captures that moment when you realize your "git merge" command has unleashed digital Armageddon. The dev's sweaty face isn't just anxiety—it's the physical manifestation of Git's internal screaming. Somewhere, Linus Torvalds just felt a disturbance in the force and doesn't know why. Fun fact: The largest Git merge in history reportedly had over 41,000 conflicts. I'd rather debug production with print statements than deal with that nightmare.

I Know Who Wrote This But I Can't Prove It Yet
Git Devops Agile Programming
3 months ago 396.9K views 0 shares
I Know Who Wrote This But I Can't Prove It Yet
That brief moment of joy when you spot a well-documented PR, only to realize it's from last year and the next one is just as cryptic as ever. The eternal cycle continues. Next year's documentation will be amazing though, right? Narrator: It was not. We all make those New Year's resolutions to document better, but by January 15th we're back to commit messages like "fixed stuff" and PRs with the detailed description of "it works now."

Zero Critical Thinking
Git Javascript Programming
3 months ago 295.1K views 0 shares
Zero Critical Thinking
When your teammate keeps submitting pull requests that just update the README.md file over and over again. Nothing says "I'm contributing!" quite like seven identical commits that add absolutely nothing of value. Meanwhile, the actual codebase is on fire, but hey, at least the documentation has another typo fixed! The best part? They'll probably list "Git expert" on their resume after this masterclass in version control.

The Abstract Factory Of My Nightmares
Git Agile Programming Java
4 months ago 357.5K views 0 shares
The Abstract Factory Of My Nightmares
Ah yes, the classic "please review my PR" followed by yet another abstract factory implementation. The face of pure disappointment says it all. Nothing quite like asking a colleague to review your code only to subject them to the 17th implementation of a design pattern that could've been a simple function. The cat's expression is the universal symbol for "I died a little inside reading this code."

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Had A Couple Quick Nits
Programming Agile Git Debugging
4 months ago 296.8K views 0 shares
Had A Couple Quick Nits
The eternal saga of code reviews in one Slack message. Dude casually drops "i think cursor fixed it, can i merge?" and gets absolutely 875 replies of people tearing his code apart. That's not a code review—that's a digital intervention! Guarantee those replies are filled with "Actually..." and "Well, technically..." comments dissecting his cursor fix like it's a murder scene. Pro tip: never ask if you can merge unless you're prepared for your colleagues to discover every sin you've committed since learning to code.

Four Out Of Five Developers Enjoy Code Reviews
Programming Agile Git Debugging Testing
4 months ago 282.1K views 0 shares
Four Out Of Five Developers Enjoy Code Reviews
The fifth developer is the one who wrote the code being reviewed. Nothing quite like watching your peers beat your spaghetti code to death with sticks while you crawl on the ground wondering why you didn't add those comments they suggested last time. Just another Tuesday in software development.

Please Be Gentle
Programming Agile Git Debugging Testing
4 months ago 293.6K views 1 shares
Please Be Gentle
OH. MY. GOD. The absolute CARNAGE of code reviews! 💀 Four people MERCILESSLY beating the life out of the fifth with their "suggestions" and "best practices." Meanwhile, that poor developer is just CRAWLING on the ground, begging for mercy after submitting what they thought was perfectly acceptable code! The psychological TRAUMA of seeing your precious if-else statements get absolutely DEMOLISHED by Karen from backend who just HAS to point out that you could've used a switch statement instead. THE HORROR!

The Three Stages Of Code Review Enlightenment
Programming Agile Git Debugging Testing
5 months ago 326.2K views 0 shares
The Three Stages Of Code Review Enlightenment
The evolution of a developer's brain during code reviews is truly a spectacle to behold. First, there's the primitive defensive response: "What, why?" - the intellectual equivalent of a caveman discovering fire and being terrified. Then comes the middle-evolution stage: "It's not my code, I'm just adding this feature but I'll totally refactor it later don't even worry about it" - the classic "temporary" solution that will outlive the heat death of the universe. The promise to refactor is the programming equivalent of "I'll start my diet on Monday." Finally, enlightenment: "Yeah, I know." The transcendent state where you've accepted your code is indeed garbage, but you've made peace with it. This is peak developer nirvana - when you stop fighting reality and embrace the beautiful dumpster fire you've created.

Git Push Force
Git Devops Agile Programming
5 months ago 296.0K views 1 shares
Git Push Force
When the junior dev runs git push --force and the entire codebase history gets obliterated. That exit sign is basically your team's sanity making a swift departure. Seven years of commit history? Gone. Just like those doors. This is why we have code reviews and branch protection rules, folks. Not because we don't trust you, but because we've all been that person who thought "yeah, I know what I'm doing" right before disaster struck.