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Come On Suffer With Us

Come On Suffer With Us
Ah, the eternal workplace dynamics. Designers treat new hires like existential threats to their creative domain. "Am I not enough?" they sob, while questioning their entire portfolio and life choices. Engineers, meanwhile, just grunt "apes together strong" and immediately add the new dev to their collective debugging hivemind. Nothing bonds engineers like shared trauma over legacy code. The more hands to hold while staring into the void of production bugs, the better.

Union Makes Us Strong

Union Makes Us Strong
The ULTIMATE workplace personality split! ๐Ÿ˜ญ Designers having full-blown existential crises when another creative joins the team - "AM I NOT ENOUGH?!" Meanwhile, engineers are over there like primitive geniuses forming their coding tribes with zero emotional damage. The sheer AUDACITY of designers thinking they're special unique snowflakes while engineers are just like "MORE MONKEYS TO HELP DEBUG THIS NIGHTMARE!" Engineers secretly know the truth: no single human can possibly untangle the unholy mess of legacy code they've created, so reinforcements are ALWAYS welcome. It's not collaboration, it's survival strategy!

Cant Be Bothered

Cant Be Bothered
Oh the IRONY! ๐Ÿ˜‚ Asking engineers to write concise documentation is like asking a cat to fetch your mail! The person's face says it all - pure "are you kidding me?" energy! Engineers would rather write 10,000 lines of code than 10 lines explaining what it does. Documentation? That's just a mythical creature like the debugging unicorn that magically fixes your code! Every tech lead who's begged for updated docs feels this in their SOUL right now. Meanwhile, engineers are already mentally drafting a 47-page explanation of why they can't write a 1-page summary!