Frontend vs Backend: The Two Faces Of Development

Content Omar Hernandez 3rd Software Developer 18h 4 Follow My mother had a look at my code today and said: "So, your job is about writing text using random English words and symbols in fancy colors? I do not know why you get so well paid for that. That text is not even properly aligned to the left." She would be a very good code reviewer. CEO 5,697 91 comments 49 shares

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When your senior dev reviews your Elixir/Phoenix code and finds that sneaky logger statement you forgot to remove before pushing to production. The classic "Dose nuts fit in your mouth?" joke hidden in a Phoenix controller action is the programming equivalent of leaving a whoopee cushion on the CTO's chair. And let's be honest, no AI is going to understand why that's both hilarious and a career-limiting move.

The classic battle between management fantasy and engineering reality. First guy thinks one "rockstar" database wizard can replace a legacy system for just $1M. Second guy delivers the brutal reality check with a step-by-step breakdown that screams "I've actually done this before and still have the trauma to prove it." Nothing like watching someone confidently propose a weekend project for what's actually 3 years of migration hell, integration nightmares, and legacy data that makes archaeologists look lazy. The confidence-to-competence ratio is just *chef's kiss*.

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Ah, the legendary "dude-ception" of modern tech careers! You start as a backend developer, happy in your dark corner with databases and APIs. Then suddenly you're fixing CSS and arguing about button colors. Next thing you know, you're running sprint planning and explaining to stakeholders why features are "almost done." It's like wearing three different masks while your soul quietly questions every life decision that led to this point. The backend dev inside you is screaming while your manager persona is scheduling yet another meeting that could've been an email.