Chrome So Hungry

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Chrome So Hungry

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Chrome using 24MB just to display an empty HTML page is like watching someone eat an entire pizza as an "appetizer." The browser's like "What? This is just me warming up!" Meanwhile, your RAM is filing for emotional distress. Next time someone asks why your laptop sounds like it's preparing for liftoff, just point to Chrome's tab collection.

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