When The Senior Dev Finds A Bug

Content rMicrosoftEdge Edge crashed with 1600 open tabs. Clicked in-built "Restore" but crashes after a minute BUG I had about 1600 tabs open then Edge suddenly crashed despite me having plenty of spare RAM. I re-opened Edge and clicked on the "Restore" button that's a part of Edge but Edge crashes and closes again after a minute of trying to restore my open tabs. I had Session Buddy installed so I thought instead of clicking on Restore that I'd look in the save sessions but the session with 1600 tabs isn't listed. The most recent one is only from 17 days ago with 1400 tabs. Yet Session Buddy did save the 1 open tab when I re-opened the browser after it crashed! Is there anything I can do to recover my 1600 tabs even if it's just to get a URL list of them?

Homer Simpson ripping out a "Free IT Advice" sign to reveal the sacred commandment of tech: "IF IT WORKS, DON'T TOUCH IT." This isn't just advice—it's the unspoken religion of every production environment. That mystical code that ran fine for 7 years? Written by a dev who left the company in 2015? Deployed on a server no one remembers the password to? Yeah, nobody's volunteering to "refactor" that bad boy. We just light candles and pray it continues working until retirement.

When your weight variable hits zero and keeps decreasing, you don't disappear—you just wrap around to the maximum value! This is the programmer's version of weight loss where integer underflow turns you from a skinny stick figure into a buff dude instantly. No gym required, just exploit the data type limitations. It's basically the same hack that made Pac-Man playable after level 255. The thin person panicking about being "erased from existence" clearly never implemented proper boundary checks!

Content Me: uploads code to stack overflow so that other people can help me debug the error l'm getting Everyone else working on the military's missile guidance software:

The universal law of programming nobody teaches in CS degrees: "If it works, don't touch it." That moment when your janky code with 17 nested if-statements and zero comments somehow passes all tests, and you back away from the keyboard like you're defusing a bomb. The code is held together by digital duct tape and prayers, but hey—ship it! Future you can deal with that technical debt... or better yet, whoever inherits your codebase after you've conveniently switched teams.

The stark reality of every developer's life - a minimalist, boring IDE that looks like it was designed by someone who hates color... paired with code that's a chaotic explosion of pastel madness. Dark mode for the tool, unicorn vomit for the actual work. The irony is *chef's kiss* - we spend hours customizing our editor themes but then write code that looks like it was formatted by a 5-year-old with access to a 64-pack of crayons and no adult supervision.