When The Senior Dev Finds A Bug

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Every dev has said it: "It's so intuitive, why waste time documenting it?" Fast forward six months, and you're staring at your own code like it's hieroglyphics written by a caffeinated squirrel. That tea bag floating in water is the perfect metaphor - what seems crystal clear to you now becomes a murky, unidentifiable mess for the poor soul (probably future you) who has to figure out what the hell you were thinking. Documentation isn't for today's genius you; it's for tomorrow's confused you who just wants to go home.

Ah, the classic "let me fix this with multithreading" trap. Nothing says "I'm about to ruin my own day" quite like thinking threads will simplify your code. For the uninitiated: threading is like inviting 10 chefs to cook in your tiny kitchen simultaneously. Sure, in theory, dinner gets made faster. In practice, they're all fighting over the same knife, someone's pasta water is boiling over, and nobody remembers who put what in the oven. The punchline isn't even complete, and that's the genius part. We all know it ends with "...and now the problems are racing each other." Race conditions: the gift that keeps on giving errors that can't be reproduced in the debugger.

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