I Know What You Are

Cs students Hello world Beginners vs code github Syntax errors Gatekeeping Deployment Imposter syndrome

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9 months ago 276,114 views 0 shares

I Know What You Are

cs-students-memes, hello-world-memes, beginners-memes, programming-humor-memes, vs-code-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

The CS freshman starter pack is brutally accurate! They write "Hello World" once and suddenly have 4 programming languages on their LinkedIn. Their entire development environment consists of VS Code and GitKraken because the terminal is "scary." Their idea of deployment? Submitting assignments through Canvas. They'll spend hours hunting for that missing semicolon while sharing Boromir memes, and their entire personality revolves around the Minecraft-inspired "noob vs pro" dichotomy. The gatekeeping begins before they've even built anything substantial!

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