A Tale As Old As Software

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The eternal struggle between doing things right and doing things that work. Instead of using parseInt() or Number() like a civilized developer, this mad genius is just removing the quotation marks with replaceAll() to convert a string to a number. It's the coding equivalent of using a hammer to screw in a lightbulb - horrifying yet somehow it works. The face on the left is every senior dev witnessing this crime against programming humanity, while the face on the right is the junior who's just proud they "solved" the problem without reading the docs.

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The nested cardboard boxes perfectly capture the existential dread of frontend development—where you're constantly nesting <div> elements inside other <div> elements until you lose track of where you are. It's the HTML equivalent of Russian nesting dolls, except instead of cute wooden figures, you get increasingly indented code that makes your IDE scroll horizontally into another dimension. The "HERE WE GO CODING HTML AGAIN" caption is basically the internal monologue of every frontend dev who opens their project after a two-day break and completely forgets which <div> is responsible for what. Flexbox was supposed to save us from this nightmare, but here we are, still creating box-shaped black holes.